Al Roker, the King of All Mediocrity, made his debut hosting Celebrity Family Feud last night. As one might expect, it was a vaseline-smiled romp with weather-beaten celebrities using their families to get the attention their careers no longer warrant.... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER CALLS HIS DICK "CAPTAIN WINKY"»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Al Roker | Celebrity Family Feud | Ice-T | Joan Rivers | Suicidal Ideation
Here's what's happening in my neck of the woods: I hate Al Roker, who is the worst. He's the epitome of everything that is terrifying about mediocrity. He's not too clever, he's not too ambitious, he's not too well-dressed. The... CONTINUE READING GET READY FOR A LOT OF MEAN POSTS ABOUT AL ROKER, YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I HATE AL ROKER»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Feuds
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Tags: Al Roker | Celebrity Family Feud | Mediocrity | The Today Show
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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