Any ideas? ANY FUCKING IDEAS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Because I'm really at a loss on this one. I've seen reports that Verne is supposedly impersonating Coolio, who is rumored to have sexually harassed Sugababes singer Mutya Buena... CONTINUE READING UM, WHY IS VERNE TROYER MAKING OUT WITH A BABY DOLL?»
Posted on January 23, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Coolio | Mutya Buena | Verne Troyer
Dear Verne, I know that you won't be reading this until your time on UK's Celebrity Big Brother is over. It must be hard for you to not be able to communicate with your friends and family. That house is... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO MY GOOD FRIEND VERNE TROYER»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in An Open Letter, Feuds
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Tags: Bears | Celebrity Big Brother | Verne Troyer
The new season of Celebrity Big Brother premiered in the UK this weekend, and guess who one of the housemates is. I will give you 32 guesses. Get it? Because he's 32 inches tall? I'm basically Vladimir BLOGOKOV, because of... CONTINUE READING VERNE TROYER IS ENGLAND'S PROBLEM NOW»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in Feuds, Reality TV
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Tags: Celebrity Big Brother | Verne Troyer
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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