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Nov 18th, 2009 49 Comments
[In this feature, we periodically check in to see what is up with Topher Grace.]
Earlier this week, comedian Ken Ober, most famous as the host of the MTV game show Remote Control, died at the age of…   Read Story »
Nov 17th, 2009 40 Comments
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were…   Read Story »
Jul 29th, 2009 40 Comments
Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite…   Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2009 23 Comments
Tipster Sally points us to the website HollywoodIsCalling, and our minds are immediately shattered. First of all, the mission statement:
Hollywood Is Calling was created to make it possible for…   Read Story »
Jun 4th, 2009 18 Comments
Angelina Jolie balled her bone white hands into fists, power surging off of them in blue waves of electromagnetism. Her eyes closed to squints and a fire ball blasted out of them, shearing off the…   Read Story »
Oct 30th, 2008 3 Comments
Joe the Plumber put on his Carhart jacket and let the screen door slam behind him. There was just one news van parked across the street now as opposed to the fleet of them that had been there the…   Read Story »
Oct 16th, 2008 4 Comments
The celebrity sat in his extravagant backyard, next to the empty swimming pool that no one ever used, and flipped through a magazine he subscribed to but didn't actually read. One of his servants…   Read Story »
May 30th, 2008 7 Comments
Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading red band trailer, you guys:
On days when a new picture surfaces on the internet showing Britney Spears eating Cheetoes with her vagina or proving once and…   Read Story »
May 9th, 2008 Comment
In order to help promote her boyfriend Cash Warren's new startup venture, IBeatYou, Jessica Alba is competing in an online staring competition? And wins?
(via People)
This offers so many more…   Read Story »


























