Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace?

[In this feature, we periodically check in to see what is up with Topher Grace.] Earlier this week, comedian Ken Ober, most famous as the host of the MTV game show Remote Control, died at the age of 52. Ober... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH TOPHER GRACE?»

The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Celebrity Red Carpet!

At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»

Now You Can Have A Baby That Looks Like A Dude Who Looks Like Don Cheadle

Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite celebrity? Well... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU CAN HAVE A BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE DON CHEADLE»

Posted on July 29, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans (40 comments)
Tags: Celebrities | Children | Health

Now You, Too, Can Receive A Depressing Voicemail From Mr. Belding

Tipster Sally points us to the website HollywoodIsCalling, and our minds are immediately shattered. First of all, the mission statement: Hollywood Is Calling was created to make it possible for people all across the globe to be inspired and entertained... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU, TOO, CAN RECEIVE A DEPRESSING VOICEMAIL FROM MR. BELDING»

You Can Make It Up: Angelina Jolie Vs. Oprah

Angelina Jolie balled her bone white hands into fists, power surging off of them in blue waves of electromagnetism. Her eyes closed to squints and a fire ball blasted out of them, shearing off the corner of an office building,... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ANGELINA JOLIE VS. OPRAH»

Posted on June 4, 2009 in You Can Make It Up (18 comments)
Tags: Angelina Jolie | Celebrities | Oprah

You Can Make It Up: Joe The Plumber Goes To A Halloween Party Dressed As Himself

Joe the Plumber put on his Carhart jacket and let the screen door slam behind him. There was just one news van parked across the street now as opposed to the fleet of them that had been there the week... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JOE THE PLUMBER GOES TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY DRESSED AS HIMSELF»

Posted on October 30, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (3 comments)
Tags: Celebrities | Halloween | Joe The Plumber

You Can Make It Up: A Celebrity Decides Not To Make His Own Political Endorsement Video

The celebrity sat in his extravagant backyard, next to the empty swimming pool that no one ever used, and flipped through a magazine he subscribed to but didn't actually read. One of his servants approached with a glass of protein-infused... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: A CELEBRITY DECIDES NOT TO MAKE HIS OWN POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT VIDEO»

Are The Coen Brothers Hiring?

Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading red band trailer, you guys: On days when a new picture surfaces on the internet showing Britney Spears eating Cheetoes with her vagina or proving once and for all that Amy Winehouse has... CONTINUE READING ARE THE COEN BROTHERS HIRING?»

Cash Gets In Jessica Alba's Eyes

In order to help promote her boyfriend Cash Warren's new startup venture, IBeatYou, Jessica Alba is competing in an online staring competition? And wins? (via People) This offers so many more questions than answers. The most important question being, of... CONTINUE READING CASH GETS IN JESSICA ALBA'S EYES»

Posted on May 9, 2008 in WebJunk (0 comments)
Tags: Cash Warren | Celebrities | Jessica Alba | The Internet