Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite celebrity? Well... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU CAN HAVE A BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE A DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE DON CHEADLE»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Celebrities | Children | Health
Tipster Sally points us to the website HollywoodIsCalling, and our minds are immediately shattered. First of all, the mission statement: Hollywood Is Calling was created to make it possible for people all across the globe to be inspired and entertained... CONTINUE READING NOW YOU, TOO, CAN RECEIVE A DEPRESSING VOICEMAIL FROM MR. BELDING»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Celebrities | Clinical Depression | Dennis Haskins | Hollywood Is Calling | Mr. Belding | Saved By The Bell
Angelina Jolie balled her bone white hands into fists, power surging off of them in blue waves of electromagnetism. Her eyes closed to squints and a fire ball blasted out of them, shearing off the corner of an office building,... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ANGELINA JOLIE VS. OPRAH»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Celebrities | Oprah
Joe the Plumber put on his Carhart jacket and let the screen door slam behind him. There was just one news van parked across the street now as opposed to the fleet of them that had been there the week... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JOE THE PLUMBER GOES TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY DRESSED AS HIMSELF»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Celebrities | Halloween | Joe The Plumber
The celebrity sat in his extravagant backyard, next to the empty swimming pool that no one ever used, and flipped through a magazine he subscribed to but didn't actually read. One of his servants approached with a glass of protein-infused... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: A CELEBRITY DECIDES NOT TO MAKE HIS OWN POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT VIDEO»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Barack Obama | Celebrities | Election 2008 | John McCain | Political Ads | Politics
Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading red band trailer, you guys: On days when a new picture surfaces on the internet showing Britney Spears eating Cheetoes with her vagina or proving once and for all that Amy Winehouse has... CONTINUE READING ARE THE COEN BROTHERS HIRING?»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Burn After Reading | Celebrities | Diddy | Ethan Coen | Frances McDormand | George Clooney | Joel Coen | Tilda Swinton
In order to help promote her boyfriend Cash Warren's new startup venture, IBeatYou, Jessica Alba is competing in an online staring competition? And wins? (via People) This offers so many more questions than answers. The most important question being, of... CONTINUE READING CASH GETS IN JESSICA ALBA'S EYES»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Cash Warren | Celebrities | Jessica Alba | The Internet
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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