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Feb 19th 26 Comments
Even just watching this feels great! TGIF, am I right, you pets?!   Read Story »
Feb 19th 46 Comments
Man: Honey, what happened to the cat?
Woman: Oh, she is gone.
Man: What do you mean, she's gone?
Woman: Well, I gave her that Friskies you bought on Sunday, and she just started tripping balls super…   Read Story »
Feb 8th 37 Comments
The ads were kind of weird during the Super Bowl this year, no? Like, for one thing, relax MEN. I'm almost positive that this is America and you can still drive whatever car you want to without…   Read Story »
Feb 3rd 35 Comments
You just cannot blame this guy. If they have something important to say they will leave a message.   Read Story »
Jan 26th 32 Comments
(Thanks for the tip, Edith.)
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Jan 12th 33 Comments
Oh jeez. Trust me, Cat Pal, I have been there! Good luck! He's probably not getting any of his Important Cat Work done. Or maybe he's getting ALL of his Important Cat Work Done? Sometimes it's hard…   Read Story »
Dec 10th, 2009 21 Comments
Whoa. Do you know what this is like? This is like when I was old enough to start listening to NPR on my own and not just in my mom's car on the way home from school or whatever, and at a certain…   Read Story »
Sep 9th, 2009 11 Comments
While I agree that there are wholly too many cats on the Internet, I do not agree with today's proposed Ban on Cats day. THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS! In any event, this mini-post is about as much…   Read Story »
Sep 8th, 2009 12 Comments
This little guy knows that the fastest way between two points is a CUTE LINE.   Read Story »


















