Maru Is The Dan Cortese Of Cats

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Posted on November 9, 2009 in Cute As Balls (18 comments)
Tags: Cats | Maru | X-Games

There Is No Such Thing As Ban On Cats Day

While I agree that there are wholly too many cats on the Internet, I do not agree with today's proposed Ban on Cats day. THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHERFUCKERS! In any event, this mini-post is about as much protest as the... CONTINUE READING THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAN ON CATS DAY»

Posted on September 9, 2009 in Backlashes, WebJunk (11 comments)
Tags: Cats

Another Day, Another Thirsty Cat Taking A Shower In The Sink

This little guy knows that the fastest way between two points is a CUTE LINE.... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER THIRSTY CAT TAKING A SHOWER IN THE SINK»

Posted on September 8, 2009 in Cute As Balls (12 comments)
Tags: Cats

How Is It That Every Cat On The Internet Is Cute?

Look, the Internet is basically the caternet. We know that. In the future, there won't be an infinite number of websites appealing to every niche of the human world. There will just be one website. And it will be a... CONTINUE READING HOW IS IT THAT EVERY CAT ON THE INTERNET IS CUTE?»

Posted on September 3, 2009 in Cute As Balls (49 comments)
Tags: Cats | Internet 1.0

Life Imitates Internet: Nora The Piano Cat Playing On The Today Show

Nora, the piano playing cat, was on the Today Show this morning. As usual, Natalie Morales with the tough questions: some cynics might wonder if you put catnip on the keys? As we all know, when it comes to making... CONTINUE READING LIFE IMITATES INTERNET: NORA THE PIANO CAT PLAYING ON THE TODAY SHOW »

Posted on August 19, 2009 in Cute As Balls (23 comments)
Tags: Cats | of Montreal | Pianos | Today Show

That's Your Girlfriend: Cat Massage Lady

"Come to bed. What do you mean, you 'can't'? What do you mean, 'Champ needs you'? Champ did not have a hard day! No he didn't! No, you cannot feel a lot of tension and knots in Champ's haunches.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: CAT MASSAGE LADY»

Posted on August 18, 2009 in That's Your Girlfriend (31 comments)
Tags: Cat Massage | Cats | Massage

This Is A Video Of A Monkey Making Out With A Cat

This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don't want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don't watch this video. Or if you think, "surely he is kidding and... CONTINUE READING THIS IS A VIDEO OF A MONKEY MAKING OUT WITH A CAT»

Posted on July 9, 2009 in Cute As Balls (26 comments)
Tags: Cats | Monkeys | Sex | Zoo

Awwwww, Guv'nah!

A woman in England didn't realize her cat was missing until it appeared in the background of a national TV show. Of course, in England they call cats "lorries."... CONTINUE READING AWWWWW, GUV'NAH!»

Posted on July 2, 2009 in Cute As Balls (3 comments)
Tags: Cats | England

Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!

Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»

Videogum's 6 Most Misunderstood Animals (So Far!)

In the past year, I've had the sheepish pleasure of becoming somewhat of an expert in the non-lucrative field of cute (and not cute) animal videos, though I really only posted one or two a week. Several times, though, one... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S 6 MOST MISUNDERSTOOD ANIMALS (SO FAR!)»

Cat Ladies: "When Cats Mean 'Meow' To You Than People"

I can't decide whether that (official) tagline is tongue-in-cheek or not (probably), but there's a new Canadian documentary making the festival rounds that will surely end up on TV soon. Cat Ladies explores one of our society's most joked-about and... CONTINUE READING CAT LADIES: "WHEN CATS MEAN 'MEOW' TO YOU THAN PEOPLE"»

Posted on June 19, 2009 in Animals On Film, Documentaries, Trailer (30 comments)
Tags: Cats

It's A Bunch Of Cats Tripping Out On Catnip

In a scene from a UK science show called Weird Nature, a group of cats is allowed to frolic in a meadow full of catnip (and ancient ruins, for some reason). The resulting orgy of cat-drool, hypnotic gyrations, and imaginary-mouse-chasing... CONTINUE READING IT'S A BUNCH OF CATS TRIPPING OUT ON CATNIP»

Posted on June 17, 2009 in Animals On Film (36 comments)
Tags: Catnip | Cats | Drugs | Salvia

The New Baby White Tiger Is...Um...Special

A German zoo has released the first video of a new baby white tiger cub born there 8 weeks ago with a genetic defect that caused it to be born with stripes. The zoo has kept the tiger's birth a... CONTINUE READING THE NEW BABY WHITE TIGER IS...UM...SPECIAL»

Posted on June 8, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls (19 comments)
Tags: Cats | Tiger | Tigger

Do You Have A Kitten In Your Couch?

A new kind of cat star was born on Saturday: introducing Couch Cat, the kitten that goes to extreme lengths to avoid the cat-paparazzi. As usual with cat videos, it's especially cute at the end: Anyone can pretend to have... CONTINUE READING DO YOU HAVE A KITTEN IN YOUR COUCH?»

Posted on June 1, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls (6 comments)
Tags: Cat | Cats | Couch Cat | Kittens

Box Cat Is Now A Tunnel Cat

Just in time for the long weekend, Maru the "Box Cat" is back, this time with what appears to be a toy actually made for cats (maybe? I can't tell): a special little tunnel: When you strip away the boxes... CONTINUE READING BOX CAT IS NOW A TUNNEL CAT»

Posted on May 22, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls (7 comments)
Tags: Box Cat | Cats

Dad Yells At Son For Crying On His Webcam: The Best Keyboard Cat So Far

I've been following the keyboard cat meme carefully, waiting for the perfect video, and I think this is it: a young man's parents walk in while he's taping himself crying on his webcam for his YouTube channel, and his father... CONTINUE READING DAD YELLS AT SON FOR CRYING ON HIS WEBCAM: THE BEST KEYBOARD CAT SO FAR»

Posted on May 15, 2009 in Vlogging (61 comments)
Tags: Cats | Crying | Keyboard Cat

Will The World's Least Cute Cat Video Get The World's Most Prestigious Cat Video Honor?

It's 2009, so one of the entries at the Cannes Film Festival is a cat video. Nothing against it or its maker or Midge the one-eyed cat, but you gotta work a whole lot harder than just running around real... CONTINUE READING WILL THE WORLD'S LEAST CUTE CAT VIDEO GET THE WORLD'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS CAT VIDEO HONOR?»

Posted on May 14, 2009 in Animals On Film (7 comments)
Tags: Cannes | Cats | Metallica | Ozzy Osbourne

Alleged "Cutest Monkey Ever" Plays With A Slow Loris

This isn't the cutest monkey ever, but it is a VERY cute monkey, and halfway through the video it's joined by the poisonous creature beloved by the internet, none other than a little slow loris! And then the monkey messes... CONTINUE READING ALLEGED "CUTEST MONKEY EVER" PLAYS WITH A SLOW LORIS»

Box Cat: Origins

Somehow I missed this until a tipster just sent it with that perfect title. Everything you need to know about Maru, the "Box Cat," in one video. Because Maru isn't just about boxes, he's also about being a "lazybones": The... CONTINUE READING BOX CAT: ORIGINS»

Posted on April 29, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls (21 comments)
Tags: Cat | Cats

Worm Cat!

Though not a natural performer like box cat, worm cat is enjoying whatever cats enjoy when they get half a million views in two weeks: From the description: "Our cat L O V E S to hide in our clothes... CONTINUE READING WORM CAT!»

Posted on April 27, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls (9 comments)
Tags: Cat | Cats

The Glorious Return Of Box Cat

Box cat is back! Today! Just now! And this one is just as good as his classics, but with a bigger box and a whole new technique. Wait for it... LOL from 1:18 on. I really believe that this cat... CONTINUE READING THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF BOX CAT»

Posted on April 24, 2009 in Animals On Film (28 comments)
Tags: Cats

A Kitten And A Wolf Play Together

It's not what you think (from the title -- it's probably what you think from the screencap). It's both less cute, and funnier: The furries are getting more animal-like! This can only mean more internet fun for the rest of... CONTINUE READING A KITTEN AND A WOLF PLAY TOGETHER»

Posted on April 21, 2009 in Animals On Film, YouTube Fetishes (19 comments)
Tags: Cats | Furries | Kittens | Wolves

Viral Video Rorschach Test: Cat Yells At Other Cat

Last night, in the absence of a computer, I attempted to describe this video of a cat "talking" to another cat in a real life conversation with others, and quickly realized 1. Never do that, you sound retarded no matter... CONTINUE READING VIRAL VIDEO RORSCHACH TEST: CAT YELLS AT OTHER CAT»

Posted on April 9, 2009 in Animals On Film (49 comments)
Tags: Cats

It's A Cat With An English Accent

It's not an elephant painting a self-portrait, but a cat "speaking" with an English accent is very curious. It's not enough for them to just talk anymore. They need a gimmick: No word on whether that's a posh accent or... CONTINUE READING IT'S A CAT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT»

Posted on April 6, 2009 in Animals On Film (14 comments)
Tags: Cats

Operation Watch This: "She's A Talker"

This is a short film, made in 1993 by Neil Goldberg. The description on Ubu.com is pretty perfect: More than 70 gay men in their living rooms pet their cats and say "She's a talker." Yup. I'm pretty sure... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: "SHE'S A TALKER"»

Posted on March 25, 2009 in Old Movies (20 comments)
Tags: Cats | Homosexuals | Neil Goldberg | She's A Talker