Showing All "Cars" Posts
Jul 8th, 2009 16 Comments
It continues!
Perhaps the most pernicious thing about fake rap is its ability to turn every fake rapper into the Fake Rap Poster Boy. (How do we kill it?!) There has never been a single fake rap…   Read Story »
Jul 8th, 2009 2 Comments
A mechanic named Ferris took a customer's Jaguar out for a joyride. Lincoln had a secretary named Cameron.   Read Story »
Jul 5th, 2009 3 Comments
From The Hangover. For their car. Nice. But it is now only a matter of time before someone makes a window decal of Calvin peeing on the "Wolfpack Speech." Because this is AMERICA! These truck nutz…   Read Story »
Jun 18th, 2009 25 Comments
Homer Simpson is one of the "celebrity" voices that you can buy for your Tom Tom personal GPS device. What a weird thing to have. It costs $12.95, and then you can pretend like a fictional buffoon…   Read Story »
May 27th, 2009 19 Comments
Man, I drove a rental car this weekend, you guys. That's right, A RENTAL CAR. Ballin'. Driving is great. It's weird that no one ever drives and everyone in America is so insistent on walking and…   Read Story »
May 18th, 2009 26 Comments
This unbelievable 1985 commercial for the Plymouth Duster starring Finola Hughes and every '80s cliche except the Rubik's Cube has just completely blown my mind. We cannot parody the '80s. The people…   Read Story »
Mar 10th, 2009 6 Comments
At the time of writing this post, this video only has 11 views, so there hasn't been enough time for the colorful YouTube commenter community to provide insightful commentary. Therefore, I have made…   Read Story »
Feb 24th, 2009 21 Comments
This ad for a '90s concept car called The Stinger, "the car of the future," gets funnier and funnier as the voice-over guy describes its features in an increasingly manic tone, and as you realize…   Read Story »


























