You know that video of Seth Green freaking out about getting mugged in a parking lot? And then the surveillance footage of him getting mugged in a parking lot. Yeah. No. From Yahoo! Finance: Someone has laid a finger on... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: THE SETH GREEN MUGGING STUFF IS FAKE»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Butterfinger | Candy | Hoaxes | Seth Green
No comment!... CONTINUE READING WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY AS TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD THAT MAKES US HAPPY»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Candy | Transgendered People | Underwear
Mentos used to be the candy of success. Let's say, for example, that you wanted to get into a music concert but the bouncer wouldn't let you. EASY. Just eat a Mentos, and now you're crawling through the back of... CONTINUE READING MENTOS, THE FAILMAKER»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Candy | Food | Gum | Mentos | Nostalgia | Yuck
Haha. Look at him! Total M&M head. Legend tells that if you stare into a mirror and say "Candyman" three times Michael Bay will appear and give you a delicious treat (his face?). WHAT IS THIS AD? This ad makes... CONTINUE READING MICHAEL BAY IS A TOTAL M&M HEAD»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Candy | M&Ms | Michael Bay | Transformers 2
Introducing The Fling, a new "shimmering" "finger" chocolate bar with a pink wrapper. It's Mars's first new candy bar in 20 years, the wrapper says "pleasure yourself," and this is the creepy commercial they're running for it. Gross: Hopefully women... CONTINUE READING THE FLING: FOR GIRLS WHO LIKE THEIR CANDY BARS "NAUGHTY"»
Posted on May 21, 2009 in Ad Wizards, Backlashes, Commercials
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Tags: Candy | Pixies | The Fling
Oh man, I'm all about Star Trek now. I'm a total Trekhead. That's what people who are really into Star Trek call themselves, Trekheads. Look it up. I just love everything Star Trek related. You should see my lunchbox. I'll... CONTINUE READING NOTHING GETS TO YOU, STAR TREK FRESH STAR TREK COOL»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in WebJunk
(10 comments)
Tags: Candy | Mash Ups | Star Trek
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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