Before we talk about this morning's Porno Switcheroo it seems worth reminding people that Porno Switcheroos are always equally hilarious regardless of whether the porno is being switcherooed with a…   Read Story »

Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres April 1st on HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)   Read Story »

So, uh, there is a very scary noise "happening" right now. Outside. Of your house maybe? (Or NOT happening, if I can be honest for a moment, because give me a break with this nonsense, but also if I…   Read Story »

There is currently a very low-budget documentary on Netflix Instant titled Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?, and -- as you can tell from the title -- is is incredible. A conspiracy theory…   Read Story »

Dear University of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face, No. Nope. No way, guys. While you're cleaning the shoe polish off of your fucking faces, I will explain the situation to those…   Read Story »

Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company ("Duh, we know."), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly.…   Read Story »

Dear Vancouver, Apparently something happened in your sports yesterday? Hard to tell. I'm not a big sports-head, but even down here in my nerd-hole, I've sensed the rumblings from above. Oh no!…   Read Story »

Admittedly, it might be a little too cold still to frolic in the spray of this fire hydrant, but I hope you can at least appreciate my enthusiasm. Now help me put these barricades up at either end of…   Read Story »

Canada seems like a nice enough place. Clean. A functional health care system. Poutine. I've never had any desire to live there though. AMERICA FOR AMERICAS! Just kidding. But, seriously, if I wanted…   Read Story »

Cats for sale! Hot cats for sale! If you live in the Winnipeg area and you have holes in your couch, now is the perfect time to buy a banjo cat! I don't think the kitty-making machine is the…   Read Story »