HOLY. SHIT. I HEARD IT THROUGH THE NIGHTMAREVINE! Have you ever barfed so much that you couldn't barf anymore and you're just kneeling there over the toilet drawing up thin strands of hot, yellow bile, FROM YOUR EYES? Somehow this... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: CALIFORNIA RAISIN FACE PAINT GUY»
Posted on October 13, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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