We're declaring a temporary stay in the Campaign to End Fake Rap so that we can all enjoy this cable access commercial for a company called Wet Pets. "Kick back with hamsters and dogs/Parakeets, rabbits, and scorp-ee-ons." This ad is... CONTINUE READING WE SHOULD BUY MORE PET SUPPLIES, YOU GUYS»
Posted on August 19, 2008 in Free Advertising, Local Commercials
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Tags: Cable Access | Coachella
This cable access TV commercial promises that if someone in your family dies or falls asleep, you have an easy way to sell their possessions/teeth.... CONTINUE READING 1-800-WHAT-THE-F?»
Posted on August 18, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Cable Access | Coachella | M.I.A.
I feel like cable access, and making fun of cable access, fell out of favor after Wayne's World basically pwned it, or whatever the equivalent of pwned was in 1993. Oh right, owned. We weren't retarded yet. But we should... CONTINUE READING PARTY ON, RABBI MORDECHAI FRIEDMAN»
Posted on April 16, 2008 in Daytime Talk Shows
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Tags: Cable Access | Jews | Judaism: The Series | Rabbi Mordechai Friedman
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