Relax, Lou Dobbs, who is obviously reading this, and going into rampant speculation about what it might mean for his future: you are not getting your own Videogum column. Nice try, OLD MAN! But as you may have heard, Lou... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH LOU DOBBS?»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: CNN | Lou Dobbs | Scandal
This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What fucking... CONTINUE READING CNN SAYS THAT NICOLAS CAGE SAYS THAT HE IS BROKE»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | CNN | Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.... CONTINUE READING WATCH LIVE COVERAGE OF THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Brett Ratner | CNN | Dancing | Funerals | Heaven | Michael Jackson | R. Kelly
Uh oh. Videogum is about to face some formidable competition in the battle to be the media outlet that most carries on the middle school That's Your Boyfriend/That's Your Girlfriend tradition. Yesterday, CNN's Andrea Koppel interviewed a, um, young redneck... CONTINUE READING CNN GETS INTO THE "THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND" GAME»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Awkward Live TV, That's Your Boyfriend, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Andrea Koppel | CNN | Rick Sanchez
Today the world dies a little. Ashton Kutcher has defeated CNN in the race to one million Twitter followers*. Yuck. But let's think about what it actually means: not much. Twitter is a social networking site, and not particularly effective... CONTINUE READING THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TWITTERED BY ASHTON KUTCHER»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Apocalypse | Ashton Kutcher | CNN | Twitter
As by now you probably know, Ashton Kutcher has challenged CNN to see who can be the first to get to 1,000,000 Twitter followers. Larry King is mad into it. His diaper budget has doubled in the past week, he's... CONTINUE READING THE MOVEMENT TO STOP ASHTON KUTCHER FROM THINKING HE MATTERS»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in Fake Feuds, WebJunk
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | CNN | Twitter
There are a few things about the show Best Week Ever that make it really enjoyable (the blog is also great! FART!): They've got great comedians like Paul F. Tompkins, Laurie Kilmartin, John Mulaney, and Joe Mande.They stick to topics... CONTINUE READING A RARE MISS, CNN HEADLINE NEWS»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: Best Week Ever | CNN
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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