Showing All "CNN" Posts
Apr 26th 71 Comments
Good looking out, CNN. Thanks for all of the BREAKING NEWS on this one. People in Syria are like, NO, TOTALLY, IT'S CALLED PRIORITIES AND IT IS ALSO CALLED NEWS. And these tips are such great tips.… Read Story »
Feb 16th 5 Comments
After ending his show in 2010, Larry King is now officially severing ties with CNN for good. Oh blah di, oh blah blah blah. Read Story »
Jan 11th 3 Comments
I'm not sure why Jon Stewart is ripping on it, it looks FUN andINFORMATIVE. Let's all start waking up at 5AM just to watch this great thing, how bout it?! 5AM? See you there! Definitely! 5AM! Good… Read Story »
Mar 22nd, 2011 102 Comments
It has been two years since we heard from Saturday Night Live alumnus Victoria Jackson. If you will recall the last time she blipped up, it was to spout some neo-con whatever on Fox News (the clip… Read Story »
Dec 17th, 2010 52 Comments
Relax, you guys, Larry King is still alive! It is just his show that has died. Last night marked the final broadcast of Larry King Live on CNN, ending its 25 year run. That is a very long run! Did… Read Story »
Dec 10th, 2010 42 Comments
In order to introduce a story about a man suffering from "10 to 20 bloody bowel movements a day," CNN played a clip from Dumb and Dumber in which Jeff Daniels has explosive diarrhea into a toilet.… Read Story »
Nov 19th, 2010 59 Comments
The only question the Pulitzer Prize Committee is now facing is whether to keep awarding Anderson Cooper all of the Pulitzers every year for the rest of eternity, or just shut the whole thing down… Read Story »
Oct 5th, 2010 84 Comments
Late last week, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez was being interviewed on the radio about whatever one interviews a CNN anchor about. Funny things that happen in the makeup chair? Teleprompter idiosyncrasies?… Read Story »
Jun 30th, 2010 37 Comments
In a shocking (SHOCKING!) announcement last night, Larry King informed the world (THE WORLD!) that he would be leaving his long-running talk-show, Larry King Live, in the fall (THE FALL!). End of an… Read Story »
Mar 12th, 2010 48 Comments
This clip from Anderson Cooper Is Mr. 360 in which an optometrist buggggs the ffffff ooouuuut is a couple weeks old, but I never saw it before (no myopo) and it doesn't matter how old it is because… Read Story »
