Blah blah blah, The Hills isn't real. Snooze me a river. At this point, we need to all take a page from Brody Jenner's book and CHILLAX. (I would ask that none of us take the other page from Brody... CONTINUE READING FORGET THE LATTES, HILLS STARS CAN AFFORD TO OWN THEIR OWN STARBUCKS FRANCHISES»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | C.R.E.A.M. | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
Soulja Boy posted a new vlog yesterday to explain why he loves it when people tell him to suck a dick. Is this true? YouTube announced in April that it had paid out one million dollars to its user partners... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN CRITICIZE SOULJA BOY FOR FREE IN OUR COMMENTS SECTION»
Posted on August 13, 2008 in ,
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Crank Dat | Soulja Boy | Vlogs | YouTube Commenters
This Dark Knight trailer spoof is like when those children did that shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except it didn't take seven years to make and will probably never get a midnight screening at Anthology Film Archives.... CONTINUE READING CHILDREN RECREATE THE DARNDEST TRAILERS»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | The Dark Knight
Speaking of hitting people in the face, I was on Yahoo!'s UFC page, because there is a fight coming up this weekend between Georges St-Pierre and Jon Fitch and I WAS CURIOUS. The reason I wen to the site is... CONTINUE READING PAY-PER-VIEW IS A DINOSAUR»
Posted on August 7, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Joe Rogan | Modest Mouse | Pay-Per-View | UFC
There is some e-groaning today after TV Guide released a list of television's highest paid talent, with Charlie Sheen coming in at #1 with his $800,000 per episode Two and a Half Men salary. That might seem like a lot,... CONTINUE READING WHO IS TV'S LOWEST PAID STAR?»
Posted on August 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Academy Awards | C.R.E.A.M. | Charlie Sheen | Kate Winslet
There's an article in the Hollywood Reporter today about how tight the indie film market has gotten when it comes to finding a distributor, as evidenced by the difficulty three films faced at this year's Cannes Festival: NEW YORK --... CONTINUE READING LET'S BUY STEVEN SODERBERGH'S CHE, YOU GUYS»
Posted on July 31, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Che | Steven Soderbergh
I was having an argument about Heidi and Spencer the other day (obviously, and nullus) in which a friend proposed that they were the worst and did not deserve any attention and that it made this friend sad to hear... CONTINUE READING HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE SMIRKING AND BREAKING UP ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK»
Posted on June 5, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt
The New York Times reports today on a new MasterCard commercial starring the old Saturday Night Live character, Mr. Bill. I guess the idea behind the ad is to use Mr. Bill's constant destruction as a stand-in for consumer fear... CONTINUE READING MR. BILL'S SOUL GETS SMOOSHED AS HE SHILLS FOR MASTERCARD»
Posted on June 3, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Mr. Bill | Saturday Night Live | Walter Williams
There's a "debate" on Fortune today over which offers better lessons on how to approach the job market: newspapers, or reality television. It doesn't ask the question everyone wants to know, which is how sad are the reality TV stars... CONTINUE READING MILF ISLAND AND THE WORKPLACE»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M.
I don't think people realize how much money John Mayer actually has. It's so much. He made a joke about it in that video of him recording with Kanye (go back and listen to "Daughters," bitches), but it's most visible... CONTINUE READING JOHN MAYER IS FUCKING RICH»
Posted on May 7, 2008 in ,
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | John Mayer
Yesterday we all thought the most exciting thing about July was going to be The Dark Knight. Yesterday we were clowns. The most exciting thing about July is going to be I Love Money. America's favorite contestants from VH1's hit... CONTINUE READING I LOVE MONEY: WOULD A SHOW BY ANY OTHER NAME ...»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Bret Michaels | C.R.E.A.M. | Flavor Flav | Flavor Of Love | I Love New York | National Failures | Rock Of Love | Tiffany Pollard
Tom Hanks endorsed Barack Obama in a MySpace video over the weekend: (via HuffingtonPost) Here's the transcript for the hearing impaired: "Hello, I'm Tom Hanks, and I want Barack Obama to be the next president of our country. I wanted... CONTINUE READING TOM HANKS BREAKS HIS SILENCE ON THE 2008 ELECTION»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | C.R.E.A.M. | Election 2008 | Hillary Clinton | John Adams | Tom Hanks
Bootleg new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer is up (for now), guys: Am I the only one not boner-caliber excited about this movie? Don't get me wrong, obviously I will see it. But I can't... CONTINUE READING IS INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL THE ZWAN OF MOVIES?»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in ,
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Indiana Jones | Nostalgia | Prolonged Adolescence
