This news story is weird. Nicolas Cage is so broke that he has to sell four different 10 million dollar mansions? But I guess he still gets to keep a few of his other 10 million dollar mansions? What fucking... CONTINUE READING CNN SAYS THAT NICOLAS CAGE SAYS THAT HE IS BROKE»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | CNN | Economic Crisis | Nicolas Cage
I was casually flipping through Variety this morning over a classic Hollywood breakfast of half a grapefruit, some cottage cheese, and a cocaine-and-egg-white omelet (no, I wasn't!) when I happened upon this bit of BREAKING news: An auction is set... CONTINUE READING LET'S ALL PITCH IN AND BUY THE RIGHTS TO TERMINATOR, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Terminator
Is it just me, or does the video for "Empire State of Mind" seem like those American Express ads from a couple of years ago? Low APR is the gulliest!... CONTINUE READING WHAT'S IN JAY-Z'S WALLET?»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Alicia Keys | American Express | C.R.E.A.M. | Jay-Z | New York | The Decemberists
"Actually, they're CZ's." --Jon Gosselin, 1977-2012 On the one hand, Nancy Grace has a point. It does seem ridiculous and contradictory for Jon Gosselin to suddenly claim that the show is hurting his children/family as soon as he has... CONTINUE READING JON GOSSELIN VS. NANCY GRACE, HOPEFULLY TO THE DEATH»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in Feuds
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Jewelry | Jon And Kate Plus 8 | Jon Gosselin | Kate Gosselin | Kate Plus 8 | Nancy Grace
In other miserable late night television news, Jay Leno is the worst. We know that. And his new nightly 10PM talk show is awful. Yes. If you want to break that as a news story, you will have to fire... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE SHOULD THROW A REVOLUTIONARY TRASH CAN THROUGH JAY LENO'S PLEXIGLASS FACE»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in Late Night, Viral Marketing
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Corporate Shill | Jay Leno | The Jay Leno Show
This is how dreams are made! From Craigslist: Sure! Now you're a Hollywood millionaire. Just send all your money to totallylegitimateemailaddress@hollywoodmovies.com and wait for Jerry Bruckheimer to call you. "Congratulations, we're equals." --Jerry Bruckheimer Now that you've wisely invested your... CONTINUE READING PROBABLY THE WISEST INVESTMENT»
Posted on September 21, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Hollywood | Horror
As you probably know by now, Disney is buying Marvel for four billion dollars (i.e. almost all of the dollars). And everyone is going CRAZY over this. Should we be going crazy? AHHHHHHHHH. Corporate Profit Consolidation! BLAAAAAAAAAAH!... CONTINUE READING DISNEY BUYS MARVEL AND EVERYONE IS ALL PROFESSOR BUSINESS OVER HERE»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Disney | Marvel
Soulja Boy just wants to be taken seriously as a rapper. He doesn't understand why there has to be so much hate in this world. It can't possibly be because his music is complete garbage and because even in... CONTINUE READING BOO HOO, SOULJA BOY, SO SAD»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Soulja Boy
The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this handstand. (He is crazy.)... CONTINUE READING OPRAH NO LONGER BEING SUED FOR ALL THE MONEY BY THE MAYOR OF CRAZY TOWN»
Posted on August 13, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Oprah | Poetry
Fair is fair. From WENN: Oprah Winfrey is facing a staggering $1 trillion legal battle over allegations she passed another author's work off as her own. The TV titan, one of America's highest earning celebrities, is being sued by author... CONTINUE READING OPRAH SUED FOR A COMPLETELY REASONABLE $1 TRILLION (NOW WITH OFFICIAL COURT TRANSCRIPT)»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Oprah
A little girl in California had her lemonade stand shut down by cops. Between this and all the 7-year-olds stealing cars these days, I think it is clear: we're gonna need a smaller jail! ... CONTINUE READING ANOTHER 7-YEAR-OLD RUNS INTO TROUBLE WITH THE LAW»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Children | Cops | Crimes | Lemonade | Prison
"He's really smart," you always tell your friends. "Like, he's corny and goofy, but it's actually because he's so smart." He and his friends will get together and set things on fire and pee off of railroad bridges into the... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: GUY WHO PAYS FOR IMPOUNDED CAR WITH PENNIES»
Posted on August 3, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Cars
Obviously, there is some resistance to Hollywood's constant remaking of movies. I think this stems from the fact that the original movies are good, or at least hold a warm, golden place in our heavy, nostalgic hearts. And also that... CONTINUE READING FUCK IT, LET'S REMAKE EVERYTHING»
Posted on July 29, 2009 in Remakes And Spinoffs
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Tags: Blood Simple | C.R.E.A.M. | Coen Brothers | Dr. Seuss | Hollywood | The Lorax | Zhang Yimou
Ryan Seacrest re-upped his American Idol contract for 45 MILLION dollars this weekend (perfectly reasonable). America responds, appropriately, with a barrage of casually tossed-off Dunkleman jokes on Twitter. ... CONTINUE READING #DUNKLEMAN»
Posted on July 13, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: American Idol | Brian Dunkleman | C.R.E.A.M. | Ryan Seacrest
So, there is more news today about Steven Soderbergh and Brad Pitt's beleaguered project, Moneyball, based on the book by Michael Lewis. After being tabled by Columbia Pictures just days before the film was supposed to start shooting, due to... CONTINUE READING IS MONEYBALL THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE PROJECT OF ALL TIME?»
Posted on July 10, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Aaron Sorkin | Baseball | Brad Pitt | C.R.E.A.M. | Moneyball | Steven Soderbergh
Simon Cowell is renegotiating his American Idol contract this week, and rumors are starting to circulate about how much he is going to make. Last year he made $36 million for making teenagers feel bad about themselves (something that most... CONTINUE READING SIMON COWELL GETS PAID THE EXACT RIGHT AMOUNT»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: American Idol | C.R.E.A.M. | Simon Cowell
Haha. HOT GOSSIP. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with the police to talk about why I know about this.... CONTINUE READING ABIGAIL BRESLIN GOT A ONE DOLLAR RAISE IN HER ALLOWANCE»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Abigail Breslin | C.R.E.A.M. | Children
Michael Moore released a trailer for his new movie this weekend, you guys: Woof. I like Michael Moore, but the guy sure does open himself up to criticisms of self-promotion and propagandistic cult of personality! In the past he has... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, MICHAEL MOORE, THIS IS YOUR NEW TRAILER»
Posted on June 15, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Economic Crisis | Michael Moore
After he passed, I used to just sit in my husband's chair, breathing in his scent of hair oil and roast beef, wondering when it would be my turn, but then I found a mildewed envelope with some of... CONTINUE READING GOOD OLE TOM'S WILL BUY YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S COINS»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Local Commercials
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Coin Collecting | Death | Good Ole Tom's
After this week's chicken riots, KFC is just going ahead and straight up canceling the deal. From Reuters: The Oprah Winfrey-fueled free chicken give-away that caused pandemonium this week at Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants has been canceled due to what... CONTINUE READING KFC'S PRESIDENT SURE DO TALK QUEER»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Business | C.R.E.A.M. | KFC | Riots
The AP is reporting today that Will Smith was 2008's most successful box office draw. Fair enough. Will Smith is a very famous movie actor, and has been for some time. And most of his movies are major blockbusters that... CONTINUE READING OWNERS OF MOVIE THEATERS APPARENTLY VERY CONFUSED ABOUT HOW MONEY WORKS»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Will Smith
A city in Turkey named Batman is suing Christopher Nolan. Perfect. Mayor Kalkan, speaking to the Hürriyet Daily News and the Economic Review, said last year foreign media picked up on Batman and the city's increasing suicide rates among women.... CONTINUE READING WELCOME TO BATMAN CITY, POPULATION THESE GUYS»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in Backlashes, Justice
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Tags: Batman | C.R.E.A.M. | Christopher Nolan | Foreign Relations | The Dark Knight | The Decemberists
Rob Huebel: "I would like to give this person his own TV show." Gabe: I would like to give this person his own TV station.... CONTINUE READING "YOU CAN DRINK THIS SHIT AND IT AIN'T BUTTER"»
Posted on October 9, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | Coachella
It was announced today that Hugh Laurie just got a big salary bump for his role as Dr. House on House, making him one of the highest paid actors on television. From Reuters: He is the star of the biggest... CONTINUE READING THE PEOPLE DEMAND THAT HUGH LAURIE RELINQUISH HIS BURGER KING GOLD CARD»
Posted on September 12, 2008 in Backlashes, Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Burger King | C.R.E.A.M. | House | Hugh Laurie | The Decemberists
Blah blah blah, The Hills isn't real. Snooze me a river. At this point, we need to all take a page from Brody Jenner's book and CHILLAX. (I would ask that none of us take the other page from Brody... CONTINUE READING FORGET THE LATTES, HILLS STARS CAN AFFORD TO OWN THEIR OWN STARBUCKS FRANCHISES»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Audrina Patridge | C.R.E.A.M. | Heidi Montag | Lauren Conrad | Spencer Pratt | Stephanie Pratt | The Hills | Whitney Port
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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