The filmmaker, Kevin Smith, took to his Twitter an hour ago (as if there would ever be an appropriate time for this) with an important update: YIIIIIIIIKES. Obviously we should all be so lucky to still have an exciting and... CONTINUE READING NSFW: KEVIN SMITH, AN ADULT, TWEETS ABOUT HIS WIFE'S TAINT»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in NSFW, WebJunk
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Kevin Smith | Sex | Twitter
Please be patient. We should be injected into the mainframe computer and become pure energy soon.... CONTINUE READING WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN»
Posted on May 14, 2009 in Technical Difficulties
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground
An 18-year-old boy ("man," if you are a judge) has been accused of using Facebook to sexually abuse classmates from his high school. We're gonna need a bigger :(. This is the second horrible Facebook crime I have heard about... CONTINUE READING WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN FOR US TO SHUT THIS WHOLE THING DOWN?»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Crime | Facebook
Please be patient. We should be injected into the mainframe computer and become pure energy soon.... CONTINUE READING WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN»
Posted on December 16, 2008 in Technical Difficulties
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Burn The Internet To The Ground | of Montreal
I've been saying that we need to burn the internet to the ground for years. Did you see this story last week about a husband who hacked his wife to death with a meat cleaver after she changed her Facebook... CONTINUE READING LET'S BURN SCIENCE TO THE GROUND»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!, Science, WebJunk
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Robots
Let's be very clear about something: the internet is not an OK place. When legislators debate over internet regulation and on-line legalities they often compare it to the wild west, but I don't remember the wild west being this retarded... CONTINUE READING THAT'LL NOT DO, INTERNET, THAT'LL NOT DO»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in Politics, Viral Video
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Coachella | Election 2008 | La Pequeña | Sarah Palin
Something's wrong with the Lawnmower Man service in Brooklyn. We apologize for any delays in getting you the day's best trampoline accidents.... CONTINUE READING WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH THE LAWNMOWER MAN»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Technical Difficulties
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground
Speaking of wasting the internet, Diablo Cody started a twitter (via Defamer). So what's she up to right this second? "These pants are cool. I look like a fucking train conductor. Let it be said: I RULE." We can all... CONTINUE READING THE DIABLO CODY BACKLASH WOULD OFFICIALLY BE OVER IF IT WEREN'T FOR DIABLO CODY»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Burn The Internet To The Ground | Diablo Cody | Juno
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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