You know what? Sometimes life doesn't turn out the way you thought it would. Sometimes a successful stand up comedy career built on steamer trunks full of goofy homemade props and a full head of scarlet hair makes you... CONTINUE READING AMERICA NEEDS TO STOP WITH THIS CARROT TOP BASHING»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Burger King | Carrot Top | Erik Estrada | Tony Stewart
If I didn't see this on TV last night with my own eyes, I would believe it was a joke. Burger King is selling kid's meals with a re-mix of "Baby Got Back" celebrating "square butts." Because Spongebob Squarepants is... CONTINUE READING IF JUST ONE PERSON OUT THERE MISSED THE BURGER KING "SQUARE BUTTS" COMMERCIAL...»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Burger King | I Am Speechless | SpongeBob SquarePants
While Scatman plays in the background? Fair enough. Now, if someone could please take me to the mind hospital, mine is blown and in need of repair. All of the pieces should be in this bag right here. Perfect. Bye.... CONTINUE READING RONALD MCDONALD BEATS UP THE SUPER MARIO BROS. IN A BURGER KING PARKING LOT»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Video Games, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Burger King | Ronald McDonald | Super Mario Bros.
Poor Burger King. Their garbage food is so delicious but they are never going to win. Their war on McDonald's is like Pepsi taking on Coke. Literally. There's obviously not a joke there, it's just the same thing. In each... CONTINUE READING WHOPPER VIRGINS DO IT AT HOTELS»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Burger King | Lollapalooza | McDonald's | Xenophobia
Seth MacFarlane is the creator of Family Guy and American Dad and most recently Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Comedy, an online series in which he barfs out all the jokes he couldn't use in his previously mentioned two projects, as... CONTINUE READING SETH MACFARLANE CONTEST AS HORRIBLE AND UNFUNNY AS EVERYTHING SETH MACFARLANE DOES»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in Backlashes, Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: American Dad | Burger King | Family Guy | Seth MacFarlane | Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade Of Cartoon Comedy | Vampire Weekend
It was announced today that Hugh Laurie just got a big salary bump for his role as Dr. House on House, making him one of the highest paid actors on television. From Reuters: He is the star of the biggest... CONTINUE READING THE PEOPLE DEMAND THAT HUGH LAURIE RELINQUISH HIS BURGER KING GOLD CARD»
Posted on September 12, 2008 in Backlashes, Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Burger King | C.R.E.A.M. | House | Hugh Laurie | The Decemberists
You know what, fuck it. We're selling this website to Burger King. Why not? It's going to be called burgerkinggum.com and it's going to be delicious (free burgers from your company now, please, I called you delicious). I AM JUST... CONTINUE READING WELCOME TO BURGERKINGGUM.COM, MAY I BLOG YOUR ORDER (SORRY)»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Beyoncé | Burger King | Cazwell | De La Soul | Fake Rap
It's only nominally funny that a tattooed Burger King employee took a naked bath in the restaurant's kitchen sink while listening to Gwar or whatever. What's really funny is the fact that the local news interviewed the health commissioner about... CONTINUE READING BILLY JOE FROM GREENDAY TAKES A BATH IN A BURGER KING SINK»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in Local News
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Tags: Burger King
Hugh Laurie used to love the smell of french fries. Their crisp, buttery scent electrified the air, and the faint meaty scent of a great fry had the same effect on his senses that a desert dweller must have when... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: HUGH LAURIE MAXES OUT HIS BURGER KING GOLD CARD»
Posted on June 19, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Burger King | Hugh Laurie
I'm sorry to interrupt our normal routine of trampoline accidents and clips from last night's Who's Going To Kiss My Mom with CELEBRITY GOSSIP, but it concerns Hugh Laurie, who is on a television show, so it's within my jurisdiction,... CONTINUE READING HUGH LAURIE IS NOT LIKE US»
Posted on June 16, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
(6 comments)
Tags: Burger King | Hugh Laurie | Jay Leno
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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