When Hudson Hawk came out in 1991, I was mostly interested in whether or not hoverboards were real, and staying away from bullies, so I didn't pay much attention to INDUSTRY NEWS, and yet it somehow managed to seep into... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: HUDSON HAWK»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Bruce Willis | Coachella | Hudson Hawk
In the courts of law there is a statute of limitations that defines that maximum amount of time that can pass after something occurs before it is brought to court. But this is e-court of the iNternet, and there is... CONTINUE READING DEMANDED EXPLANATION: BRUNO THE KID»
Posted on August 22, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Nostalgia
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Tags: Bruce Willis | Bruno The Kid | Coachella | Demanded Explanation | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
If the trend of bourgeois angst filmmaking that began with movies like Ordinary People and the Big Chill have taught us anything over the past 30 years it's that being a financially comfortable white person in America is hard! What... CONTINUE READING BEING WHITE IS HARD!: PART 2»
Posted on July 23, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Bruce Willis | Robert DeNiro | Stanley Tucci | What Just Happened?
Maybe Diddy should stick to blogging. I'm spending a lot of time on developing something really tailor-made for where I want to go, which is more of a modern action, almost a more realistic, black Bruce Willis/"Bourne Identity"/Quentin Tarantino. I... CONTINUE READING A CRAISIN IN THE SUN»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Bruce Willis | Diddy | Jason Bourne | Quentin Tarantino
Here are a couple of clips from Barry Levinson's new film What Just Happened? (via Cannes2008). It stars Bruce Willis and Robert DeNiro. Together! In one movie! Finally, our generation's Heat. Oh, and it's being labeled as a comedy. Uh... CONTINUE READING BARRY LEVINSON'S WHAT JUST HAPPENED? LOOKS FUNNY UNH-UNH»
Posted on May 21, 2008 in Wait For It...
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Tags: Barry Levinson | Bruce Willis | Robert DeNiro | Stanley Tucci | What Just Happened?
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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