A guy on Craigslist in Chicago leaves a Missed Connection for Brody Jenner. Is Brody secretly gay? More importantly, is rubbing ice cubes on your chest something that people in Chicago think is seductive?... CONTINUE READING DESPERATELY SEEKING BRODY»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Craigslist | Homosexuals | Sex
Wait, so what happens next? On last night's season finale, Luke beat out Femi (and Chris) to win a Los Angeles apartment and a Scion. Congratulations. But let's not forget that he also won the friendship of Brody Jenner. Right?... CONTINUE READING BROMANCE SEASON FINALE: NOW WHAT?»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance
I didn't write about Bromance yesterday because we had already talked about the intense and complex homoeroticism of the show, and also asked the important and unanswerable question: "who is this show for?" Now there is nothing to do but... CONTINUE READING EVEN THE EXTRAS ON BROMANCE ARE SEXUALLY COMPLICATED»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Cake
Last week I did my best to explain what makes Brody Jenner's new reality show, Bromance, so complicated and fascinating. Even on its own, this new trend in reality television in which half-famous pseudo-fames try to find "friendship" is incredible,... CONTINUE READING HOLD ON, WHO IS BROMANCE'S INTENDED AUDIENCE?»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance
Bromance makes me wish that I was smarter. I know that Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy say that graduate students are the worst, but if I was better at critical thinking and dialectical argumentation, I would totally go back to... CONTINUE READING BROMANCE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT EXAMINATION OF MODERN MASCULINITY EVER»
Posted on January 6, 2009 in Nullus, Reality TV
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | Homophobia | Homosexuality | Masculinity
I was watching the trailer for Brody Jenner's new spin-off show, Bromance, and it gave me the idea for a fun new game. The game is called "What Should Brody Jenner Swallow?" and it's super easy to play. All you... CONTINUE READING WHAT SHOULD BRODY JENNER SWALLOW?»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Animal Collective | Brody Jenner | Bromance
When it was announced last week that Whitney Port is getting her own MTV show, we all had a good laugh. Now we can all have a good cry. From The Hollywood Reporter: The Hills co-star Brody Jenner is getting... CONTINUE READING BRAVO NO LONGER THE GAYEST CHANNEL»
Posted on June 10, 2008 in Nullus, Reality TV
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Tags: Brody Jenner | Bromance | The Hills
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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