For as boring as this season was, and as long as each episode felt, last night's finale seemed strangely premature. Amidst the anti-climactic goodbyes, and the tearful interviews about how much this has changed everyone, I realized that I didn't... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on July 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Brittini Sherrod | David Malinosky | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Nick Brown | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
This week, the Real World house is off to Cancun, because after years of trying to broaden the casts' horizons with safaris and trips to Nepal (RW: Seattle, 1998, son), the producers figured fuck it, we'll save a ton of... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: DIFFERENT COUNTRY, SAME DRUNK ASSHOLES»
Posted on July 3, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Brittini Sherrod | David Malinosky | Hollywood | Kimberly Alexander | Nick Brown | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
Because this season of the Real World takes place in Hollywood, all of the housemates have an entertainment industry ambition. Brianna wants to sing. Dave wants to act. Will wants to produce. And Kim, Sarah, and Nick want to host... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: WHO WILL BE THE NEXT CHRIS HARDWICK?»
Posted on June 26, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Brittini Sherrod | David Malinosky | Hollywood | Kimberly Alexander | Nick Brown | Racism | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
So, on last night's episode of the Real World, Joey finally left the house. I guess he realized that perhaps an environment dedicated to the consumption of free alcohol was not the best place to live right when you get... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD CAN DRIVE A MAN TO DRINK»
Posted on June 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Charna Halpern | Creeps | David Malinosky | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
We've been one creep short for the past couple weeks while Joey was in rehab, but at the start of last night's episode he returned, bringing us back to the full Voltron of seven creeps. Joey's drinking problem took up... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: ONE CREEP DOWN, SIX CREEPS TO GO»
Posted on June 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Charna Halpern | Creeps | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert
After last week's televised equivalent of water-boarding (that's the one where you just get really crabby and want to change your DVR settings, right?), it was hard to go back to watching the Real World last night. But I did... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD: COME WITH ME TO THE CATACOMBS, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU»
Posted on May 29, 2008 in
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If this is the worst season of The Real World of all time, and I think it is, then last night's episode was the worst episode of the The Real World of all time. I've watched this show off and... CONTINUE READING DEFINITIVELY THE WORST SEASON OF THE REAL WORLD IN THE HISTORY OF THE REAL WORLD»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in
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I know that I have said this before, but everyone on this season's cast of The Real World needs to schedule a routine check-up with Dr. Kevorkian (so many super relevant jokes today, schwing). Just look at their MySpace and... CONTINUE READING MUGATU'S PIN GETS IN THE WAY OF GREG FROM THE REAL WORLD'S ASS»
Posted on May 15, 2008
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Tags: Brianna Taylor | Brittini Sherrod | Creeps | David Malinosky | Greg Halstead | Hollywood | Joey Kovar | Kimberly Alexander | Nick Brown | Perfection | Sarah Ralston | The Real World | William Gilbert