Well, so many of you have sent this in as a tip, that clearly it is your favorite thing. Brett "My Name Is Synonymous With Talent" Ratner claims that his short-film contribution to New York, I Love You in which... CONTINUE READING BRETT RATNER CLAIMS HE HAD SEX WITH A PARAPLEGIC»
Posted on September 29, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Brett Ratner | New York, I Love You | Sex
On CNN right now. Or watch this video of Michael Jackson and Brett Ratner dancing to R. Kelly in a rented car.... CONTINUE READING WATCH LIVE COVERAGE OF THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Brett Ratner | CNN | Dancing | Funerals | Heaven | Michael Jackson | R. Kelly
Brett Ratner told a reporter he wants to direct a movie based on Guitar Hero and gives his aggressively obvious idea for the plot. Best quote: "Not that I would make a bad movie." ... CONTINUE READING BRETT RATNER SHOULD TEAM UP WITH KIRK CAMERON AND MAKE A CHRISTIAN GUITAR HERO MOVIE»
Posted on August 29, 2008 in Video Games
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Tags: Brett Ratner | Guitar Hero | Kirk Cameron
Finally, it's here! Womp womp. Oh well. It seemed like a dream team, Mariah Carey and Jack McBrayer could have been our generation's Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, or at least this year's Heat-caliber casting powerhouse. Instead it is obvious... CONTINUE READING "TOUCH MY BODY": HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE»
Posted on February 27, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Brett Ratner | Jack McBrayer | Mariah Carey | Music Videos
MTV buried the lede on this one. When "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner isn't busy with big-screen projects, he takes a trip to the small screen -- at least when Mariah Carey comes calling. The filmmaker called in to Ryan... CONTINUE READING MARIAH CAREY LIVES EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK»
Posted on February 22, 2008 in Music Related Content, Wait For It...
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Tags: Brett Ratner | Jack McBrayer | Mariah Carey
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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