Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would be pretty wise to listen to Fred and Sharon's relationship advice. You don't ride around the sky on a CGI dragonfly by not knowing what you're talking about. Count to 10, you two.... CONTINUE READING MORE IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM FRED AND SHARON»
Posted on September 24, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Advice | Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Fred Spencer | Love | Sharon Spencer
Let me just say, first and foremost, that I was wrong. I often am! I did not love Inglourious Basterds. I didn't even really like it very much. But it was not the disastrous, self-indulgent, World War Grindhouse shitshow that... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS»
Posted on August 24, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
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Tags: BJ Novak | Brad Pitt | Christoph Waltz | Diane Kruger | Eli Roth | Emmys | Holocaust | Inglourious Basterds | Jews | Melanie Laurent | Mike Myers | Nazis | Quentin Tarantino | Samm Levine
So, there is more news today about Steven Soderbergh and Brad Pitt's beleaguered project, Moneyball, based on the book by Michael Lewis. After being tabled by Columbia Pictures just days before the film was supposed to start shooting, due to... CONTINUE READING IS MONEYBALL THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE PROJECT OF ALL TIME?»
Posted on July 10, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Aaron Sorkin | Baseball | Brad Pitt | C.R.E.A.M. | Moneyball | Steven Soderbergh
Well, it seems that Angelina Jolie might be onto something with that whole not speaking to her father thing. John Voight gave a speech at a dinner in DC last night and said a bunch of really weird extreme things... CONTINUE READING JOHN VOIGHT IS CRAZY.»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Feuds, Politics
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Barack Obama | Brad Pitt | John Voight
It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome costumed sex you have)... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: NOSFERATU DANCES TO LADY GAGA»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Dancing | Lady Gaga | Nosferatu | Pixies
Ann Curry interviewed Brad Pitt live from Cannes on the Today Show this morning about Inglourious Basterds, a movie, Ann kept pointing out, she has seen and Brad has not. In addition to some good-old-fashioned sycophantic Ann Curryisms ("There isn't... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GRABBED BRAD PITT'S FACE»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Interviews, Morning Zoo
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Ann Curry | Brad Pitt | Inglourious Basterds | Quentin Tarantino | The Today Show | Twitter
Seriously, HuffingtonPost? Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I share a small fascination with celebrity gossip (no perezo). Because I live in a world of other human beings whose value systems overlap and influence mine, and it's impossible... CONTINUE READING IT IS TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN. ALL OF IT.»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Groceries
We haven't posted the Inglourious Basterds teaser trailer yet this week because the only versions available were those clips from Entertainment Tonight where those dumb-dumbs talk over the whole thing. What's that all about anyway? Those guys should shut up.... CONTINUE READING INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS LOOKS TERRABLE»
Posted on February 11, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: BJ Novak | Brad Pitt | Eli Roth | Inglourious Basterds | Nazis | Quentin Tarantino | Samm Levine | Urkel
You guys have got to check out this scene from Benjamin Button. Cate Blanchett is feeding him an apple. David Fincher is a genius. I can't believe they didn't include this in the movie. What a love story!... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: DELETED SCENE FROM THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON»
Posted on February 3, 2009 in Bonus Features
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Tags: Brad Pitt | David Fincher | The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
Watching this Reuters report, which bears the headline "Pitt, Cruise Excited About Obama" is really funny if you imagine that this is the main way Obama's historic inauguration is being covered for an international audience: And by "funny" I mean... CONTINUE READING GUESS WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT THE INAUGURATION? TOM CRUISE AND BRAD PITT!»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in The News
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Tags: Barack Obama | Brad Pitt | Election 2008 | Tom Cruise
I know that Benjamin Button has been out for almost a month now. All the SNOOZE that's fit to print. Not that I've actually seen the movie. No time! These videos of teenagers setting off firecrackers in their butts aren't... CONTINUE READING LIVEBLOGGING THIS POSTER FOR BENJAMIN BUTTON»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Cate Blanchett | David Fincher | Maya Angelou | Pete Doherty | The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
I can see people who were really into Thundercats at one point in their lives being very excited about this fake trailer, which uses fancy CGI to make Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel and others look like cats, which... CONTINUE READING THE FAKE THUNDERCATS TRAILER STARRING FELINE BRAD PITT»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in Movie Mashups
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Hugh Jackman | Thundercats | Vin Diesel
Oprah opened up yesterday's show, featuring Brad PItt and Cate Blanchett, to webcam questions, and this webcam question disaster happened when your girlfriend (of 17 years) wouldn't stop pestering Brad, in full-on Misery-Voice, about his stupid tattoos: The Huffington Post... CONTINUE READING THE CRAZY BRAD PITT FAN IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND»
Posted on November 20, 2008 in Creepy, Daytime Talk Shows, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Cate Blanchett | Oprah | Tattoos
Reuters reports today that Brad Pitt is now the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the internet. The Hollywood hearthrob Brad Pitt has overtaken Paris Hilton as the most dangerous celebrity to search for in cyberpace, according to the... CONTINUE READING BRAD PITT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON TO GOOGLE IF YOU ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on September 17, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Internet 1.0
There are two new "featurettes" for the Coen brothers' September comedy Burn After Reading. They're basically all the clips from the trailer of George Clooney's "womanizer" character, Harry, and Brad Pitt's "dumb" character, Chad. George Clooney as what seems like... CONTINUE READING GEORGE CLOONEY IS A JERK AND BRAD PITT ISN'T VERY SMART»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Burn After Reading | George Clooney
After a heated bidding war, Brad and Angelina have finally sold the first photos of their newborn babies, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon, to People magazine for 14 million dollars. The money will be placed in a charity foundation that... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: FIRST IMAGES OF BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE'S TWINS»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Baby Photos | Brad Pitt | Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt | Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt
The idea of a Coen brothers movie starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, and Tilda Swinton seems like a no-brainer when it comes to marketing. And that seems to be the tactic they (they being Entertainment) used... CONTINUE READING THE NEW BURN AFTER READING TRAILER CUTS THE BULLSHIT»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Coen Brothers | Frances McDormand | George Clooney | John Malkovich | Tilda Swinton
Joel and Ethan Coen's Burn After Reading red band trailer, you guys: On days when a new picture surfaces on the internet showing Britney Spears eating Cheetoes with her vagina or proving once and for all that Amy Winehouse has... CONTINUE READING ARE THE COEN BROTHERS HIRING?»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Burn After Reading | Celebrities | Diddy | Ethan Coen | Frances McDormand | George Clooney | Joel Coen | Tilda Swinton
It's foreign movie trailer day! A round of limoncellos and pickled herring for everyone! The official English (i.e. Correct) trailer for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is playing ahead of Indiana Jones and the Weekend Spielberg Buys a New... CONTINUE READING EL CURIOUSO CASE DE BENJAMIN BUTTON»
Posted on May 23, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Brad Pitt | David Fincher | F. Scott Fitzgerald | The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button | Tilda Swinton
So, there is a new clip (via Nah Right) of Method Man in the upcoming movie Roll Bounce Minus Rollerskates And Plus White People The Wackness: And the question is, who is a better actor? Method Man (above), or Brad... CONTINUE READING WHO IS A BETTER ACTOR: METHOD MAN, OR BRAD PITT?»
Posted on May 5, 2008
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Tags: Ben Kingsley | Brad Pitt | Mary-Kate Olsen | Meet Joe Black | Method Man | The Wackness
Are you excited? After all these weeks of short-lived yet monogamous flings with jagoffs like the Creepy Dutch Pedophile Singer, the Fat Guy Who Licks Things, and even that brief-yet-emotionally-devastating romance with The Peyote Nerd (most of which, mercifully, you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: BRAD PITT. YES, BRAD PITT.»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Brad Pitt | Burn After Reading | Ethan Coen | Joel Coen
David Fincher (Fight Club, Panic Room) has directed Brad Pitt in a new ad for a smartphone. It features Mr. Pitt walking through a very dangerous windstorm while talking on the phone, which is weird, because I was under the... CONTINUE READING BRAD PITT JUST WANTS TO TALK»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Brad Pitt | David Fincher
I might be the only one who doesn't think that Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video love letter to Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest thing. It's nice when celebrities are able to make fun of themselves, but it's mostly... CONTINUE READING JIMMY KIMMEL HATES FAGS»
Posted on February 25, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Ben Affleck | Brad Pitt | Harrison Ford | Jimmy Kimmel | Josh Groban | Lance Bass | Macy Gray | Matt Damon | Robin Williams | Sarah Silverman
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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