What? It's Times Square, man! Even with all of the new car-free pedestrian walkways, you can hardly get through that place but for all of the tourists giant living Chuckie dolls. There are a million…   Read Story »

Saying "the nerds are mad about Star Wars" is basically the same thing as saying "the nerds are." Being mad about Star Wars is the nerds' constant. But, you know, guess what. The nerds are mad about…   Read Story »

This would be a lot more upsetting if anyone actually cared about The Flintones. I mean, it basically WAS your grandpa's Family Guy. I think we actually dodged a bullet on this one, you guys!   Read Story »

Charlie Sheen kicked off his live show this weekend (wait, live show, what's this now?) to mixed reviews. Opening night, Saturday, was at the Fox Theater in Detroit, where Sheen was heckled and booed…   Read Story »

Spring has not yet spronged (I'm sure I'm saying that right) but we all know that as soon as spring gets here it will be gone, and with it will go all watchable television*. Summer TV is the worst!…   Read Story »

Tyler Perry is a lot of things: billionaire, terrible director, housedress connoisseur, but one thing he is not is a very good actor. Oh, sure, he was GREAT as the principal of Space School in Star…   Read Story »

It has now been revealed that David Letterman knew Joaquin Phoenix was a liar during their historic interview last winter. Boo! The world is so annoying.   Read Story »

This is genuinely terrible. Some piece of shit LITTER LOUT was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw…   Read Story »

Do you guys ever wish that your dad was a hotel magnate who was deliberating to whom to relinquish control of his company, and because of your aimless, indulgent lifestyle, he offered to give the…   Read Story »

America is a gigantic country, home to millions of people, and we don't always agree on the way it should be governed. Heck! We RARELY agree, hahaha. But when it comes down to it, most of us do want…   Read Story »