Here is the first promo for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Gross. He did not even make a new promo for the show, that is the depth of his laziness. He just took the stupid promo for stupid The…   Read Story »

This weekend, Family Guy made fun of Sarah Palin's down syndrome baby. Just to help with the math: Family Guy is the worst + Sarah Palin is the worst = this is the superworst.   Read Story »

Channing Tatum has started a website! About love! I'm sure that's true! I am sure that he taught himself Java and basic C++ because he just believed in spreading ART and HUGS around the WORLD. I'm…   Read Story »

If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's…   Read Story »

Will Smith is supposedly in talks to star in a remake-adaptation of Flowers for Algernon. On the one hand, BOO, obviously, but on the other hand, that might be the funniest thing I have ever heard of…   Read Story »

For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked…   Read Story »

Really, David Spade? Cashing in on the life and work of your friend for a cheesy Direct TV commercial? I hope that they gave you a million dollars tissues to dry the tears over your lost integrity. I…   Read Story »

It's very hard to have sympathy for people on reality TV because it's 2009, and we all know what the rules are at this point. Perhaps in an earlier time, let's say in a pre-Joe Millionaire world, it…   Read Story »

The long-running and genuinely great children's show about books, whatever those are, Reading Rainbow, is airing its final episode today. Summer bummer! Here is a collection of the top 11 cover…   Read Story »

(Speaking of dance movies.) That's right, you heard me, the Dirty Dancing remake. Right now, the news of this really good idea is only coming from Production Weekly, whatever that is, and through its…   Read Story »