If the publishing industry were not imploding right now, I would probably walk right into Graydon Wenner's office and pitch him an idea for adding UGH Aficionado magazine to Guy Snoozehouse's illustrious line of Condor Nash publications. "I've already got... CONTINUE READING NSFW: A PORNOGRAPHER WANTS TO MAKE A JAYCEE DUGARD MOVIE, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DOES»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Jaycee Dugard | Nightmares | Philip Garrido | Porno | Yikes
Will Smith is supposedly in talks to star in a remake-adaptation of Flowers for Algernon. On the one hand, BOO, obviously, but on the other hand, that might be the funniest thing I have ever heard of and I would... CONTINUE READING MORE LIKE FLOWERS FOR ALGERNOT!»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Boo! | Flowers For Algernon | LOLZ | Will Smith
For those of you who don't know, Chris Brown is an American singer and dancer, who earlier this year was arrested on charges of beating his girlfriend, Rihanna, repeatedly in the face in a parked Ferrari before running away into... CONTINUE READING UH, NICE TRY, CHRIS BROWN»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Children | Chris Brown | Rihanna | Soulja Boy
Really, David Spade? Cashing in on the life and work of your friend for a cheesy Direct TV commercial? I hope that they gave you a million dollars tissues to dry the tears over your lost integrity. I mean,... CONTINUE READING SHAME ON YOU, DAVID SPADE!»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Boo! | Chris Farley | David Spade | Direct TV
It's very hard to have sympathy for people on reality TV because it's 2009, and we all know what the rules are at this point. Perhaps in an earlier time, let's say in a pre-Joe Millionaire world, it might have... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: REALITY TV DESTROYS LIVES»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in , , ,
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Tags: Andy Cohen | Boo! | Bravo | Children | NYC Prep
The long-running and genuinely great children's show about books, whatever those are, Reading Rainbow, is airing its final episode today. Summer bummer! Here is a collection of the top 11 cover versions of the theme song. R.I.P.... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE READING RAINBOW»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Boo! | Reading Rainbow | Theme Music
(Speaking of dance movies.) That's right, you heard me, the Dirty Dancing remake. Right now, the news of this really good idea is only coming from Production Weekly, whatever that is, and through its Twitter account no less (via ComingSoon.net).... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD PLAY BABY AND JOHNNY CASTLE IN THE DIRTY DANCING REMAKE?»
Posted on August 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Boo! | Dirty Dancing | Jennifer Gray | Nostalgia | of Montreal | Patrick Swayze
Dane Cook made fun of Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday for some nude photos of her that leaked to the internet, and needless to say, YIKES. You guys probably already know about this through the secret... CONTINUE READING DANE COOK MAKES FUN OF VANESSA HUDGENS, BECAUSE HE IS AN ADULT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | Boo! | Child Pornography | Children | Dane Cook | Nudity | Teen Choice Awards | Vanessa Hudgens