Speaking of Blake Lively, it's her 21st birthday today. Happy birthday, Blake Lively! You know who else's birthday it is? Serena Van Der Woodsen 1.0, Rachel Bilson. She turns 27. Happy birthday, Rachel Bilson! Wait a second, both The O.C.... CONTINUE READING CONSPIRACY TOWN: IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, JOSH SCHWARTZ MIGHT MAKE YOU FAMOUS»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in (3 comments)
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Gosip Girl |
Josh Schwartz |
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The O.C.
Miley Cyrus is having her 16th birthday at Walt Disney World, and is selling tickets to her fans to join in the celebration, for $250. This is great news for spoiled 11-year-olds, perverts, and people who hate having $250. ... CONTINUE READING MILEY CYRUS'S SUPER STALE 16»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in , (0 comments)
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Miley Cyrus
Happy Birthday, Al. Here's to 54 years of fake laughter, pandering likeability, calculated mediocrity, non-threatening blandness, and false geniality. You did it! Hate, Videogum. (Please feel free to sign Al's card in the comments.)... CONTINUE READING HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AL ROKER!»
Posted on August 20, 2008 in (4 comments)
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Mediocrity
Uncle Majic and Shock-Kim are who the celebrities call for their kids' birthday parties: I saw this ad on TV last night during I Love Money, so apparently the target audience is celebrities who watch VH1. Just who are these... CONTINUE READING IF YOU HIRE JUST ONE HIP HOP MAGICIAN FOR YOUR KID'S PARTY, LET IT BE THIS HIP HOP MAGICIAN»
Posted on August 18, 2008 in (3 comments)
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Children |
Hip Hop Magician |
Shock-Kim |
Uncle Majic
Brett Gelman got Jon Daly a birthday present! Joke response 1: I hate gag gifts. They're such a waste of money. What are we, in junior high? Joke response 2: don't you hate when someone gives you your grandma's skull... CONTINUE READING IT'S THE THOUGHT/MONEY/SKULL THAT COUNTS»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in (2 comments)
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Jon Daly
