Kanye West, right you guys? Classic Kanye West. While the world will always remember the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards as the year in which the Jigsaw-headed man-baby went up on stage for no reason to trample a little girl's... CONTINUE READING THE 2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in , , ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Kanye West | MTV Video Music Awards | Taylor Swift | Teenagers | VMAs
There are plenty of iconic movie images that capture the essence of human terror. Hitchcock alone is responsible for many of them. Janet Leigh screaming in the shower in Psycho. Carey Grant running along a deserted country highway from a... CONTINUE READING THE TERRIFYING NEW FACE OF SUSPENSE»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Ali Larter | Beyoncé | Horror Survival | Idris Elba | LOLk | Obsessed
Music Video Director: So, Beyonce, do you have any ideas for your new music video? Beyonce: Yes. How about me and two other women doing a choreographed dance in black and white. Music Video Director: That sounds an awful lot... CONTINUE READING WITH "SWEET DREAMS," BEYONCE REVOLUTIONIZES THE "SINGLE LADIES" MUSIC VIDEO INDUSTRY »
Posted on July 9, 2009 in
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Dear Beyonce, You seriously need to fire your publicist, dude. By all accounts you seem like a classy, sophisticated woman. You've created some really great hits, and even invented a YouTube sensation. All in all, 2008 was a banner... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO BEYONCE REGARDING HER NINTENDO DSI COMMERCIAL»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Nintendo | The Decemberists
Boo, Mixed Company of Yale. Booooooooooooo. You're telling me that Donna Martin can't graduate, but these women get to continue studying at an ivy league university? Hoo-wah! Come on Dean Baraby, what kind of shit show are you running over... CONTINUE READING "ALL THE SINGLE ASIANS" IS ALL THE SINGLE WORST»
Posted on March 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: All The Single Asians | Beyoncé
Remember when Hugh Jackman and Beyonce performed that stupid musical medley during the Oscars? Well, Baz Luhrmann is considering making a musical with them, like for real. They guy should just change his name to Best Ideas Luhrmann because of... CONTINUE READING SENOR PEE PANTS AND BEYONCE TO CO-STAR IN WHOOPS: THE MUSICAL?»
Posted on March 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Baz Luhrmann | Beyoncé | Hugh Jackman
During the showtunes medley that Hugh "Pee Pants" Jackman and Beyonce performed at Sunday's Oscars ceremony, Jackman dipped the Beez and her breast popped out. KIND OF. JUST BARELY. Normally, this is not a website that covers nipple mistakes, but... CONTINUE READING NSFW: BEYONCE'S ACADEMY AWARDS NIP SLIP, OR: "RELAX, NERDS!"»
Posted on February 24, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Academy Awards | Beyoncé | Emmys | Nip Slips
With all the attention that Shane Mercado received after his "Single Ladies" dance took over the internet, I can only imagine how it must have made 111288CBaby feel. He killed it on that song, too. Twice. Sure, he might... CONTINUE READING WE WERE WRONG ABOUT SHANE MERCADO (WE=INTERNET AND ALSO ELLEN)»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in
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Tags: 111288CBaby | Beyoncé | Shane Mercado
You guys, remember 2008? That year was nuuuuuuuuts. Oh man, so many great memories. Hey, remember in 2008 when all those people were videotaping themselves dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and posting the videos on YouTube? There was even that... CONTINUE READING A NATIONAL TV SHOW HAS FINALLY PICKED UP ON THIS WHOLE "SINGLE LADIES" THING»
Posted on January 7, 2009 in , , ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Craigslist
Frank Gason Jr., Beyonce's choreographer and the man responsible for "Single Ladies" (and therefore responsible for Shane Mercado), is unhappy with that SNL sketch from a month ago where Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg danced bady. From EW: As it... CONTINUE READING UH OH, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE FRANK GATSON JR.'S DIAPER?»
Posted on December 11, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Bonnaroo | Choreography | Frank Gatson Jr. | Justin Timberlake | Saturday Night Live | Shut Up
This morning The Today Show worshiped at the feet of Queen Beyonce (really -- they played royal music as she strutted down a long red carpet like in The Princess Bride), and she played a concert and sang her songs.... CONTINUE READING NO WILLARD SCOTT, BEYONCE DID NOT BEG YOU TO TEACH HER DANCE MOVES»
Posted on November 26, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | The Today Show | Willard Scott
The human impulse to record yourself doing something that you would never do in front of your friends or family, and put that video up on YouTube is new to the human condition, which means that we haven't quite figured... CONTINUE READING BEYONCE'S "IF I WERE A BOY" IS GOING TO SET BACK GENDER RELATIONS 200 YEARS»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Amateurs | Beyoncé | If I Were A Boy
Paul Rudd hosted SNL! And for some reason, Justin Timberlake showed up to try and steal some of the spotlight even though he has nothing to promote except his ability to, while doing absolutely nothing else in his life except... CONTINUE READING SNL: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS: PAUL RUDD NAKED!»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Justin Timberlake | Paul Rudd | Saturday Night Live | Seth MacFarlane
Here's a series of promos for this week's Saturday Night Live, hosted by Paul Rudd (don't forget!), and something strange is going on because they're not awkward and they're actually funny. Like, there's actually a joke in this that I'm... CONTINUE READING PAUL RUDD CAN EVEN MAKE SNL PROMOS FUNNY»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Beyoncé | Paul Rudd | Saturday Night Live | Vampire Weekend
That's as good an explanation as any for why this man is dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" in what appears to be Princess Leia's "slave costume" from Return of the Jedi. (thanks? for the tip, Steven) I think YouTube commenter... CONTINUE READING WELL, IT'S TUESDAY MORNING»
Posted on October 21, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Beyoncé | Dancing
Beyonce "If I Was a Boy" music video, you guys: If Beyonce was a boy, she would still be a girl, but she would be a cop instead of an executive assistant. And if she was a boy, she would... CONTINUE READING IF BEYONCE WAS A BOY, SHE WOULD BE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in
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You know what, fuck it. We're selling this website to Burger King. Why not? It's going to be called burgerkinggum.com and it's going to be delicious (free burgers from your company now, please, I called you delicious). I AM JUST... CONTINUE READING WELCOME TO BURGERKINGGUM.COM, MAY I BLOG YOUR ORDER (SORRY)»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Beyoncé | Burger King | Cazwell | De La Soul | Fake Rap
Fan made music videos featuring The Sims aren't exactly new. Electronic Arts kind of blew the lid off of the underground nerd hobby last spring when they had Lilly Allen make a video for "Smile" in which she sang the... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: THE 10 BEST FAN MADE HIP HOP VIDEOS WITH SIMS OF ALL TIME»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: 50 Cent | Beyoncé | Jay-Z | Justin Timberlake | Lil Mama | Lil Wayne | M.I.A. | Nerds | Outkast | R. Kelly | Rihanna | Sims | UGK | Usher
