Ooh, goody, there's a new Australian Kotex Brand Period Products ad featuring "The Kotex Beaver" as a cheeky stand-in for you-know-whats (vaginas): Don't try to figure out the metaphor of the beaver hitting the snooze button. It just doesn't work.... CONTINUE READING YOUR BEAVER LISTENS TO CRAPPY MUSIC»
Posted on March 3, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Beaver | Vaginas
Australians are the BEST. After months of complaints over Kotex's "U" commercials, which started running down there in March, the authorities have decided not to ban the series of ads that feature an unnamed animatronic beaver who accompanies her human... CONTINUE READING DO YOU EVER GET THAT NOT-SO-FRESH...BEAVER?»
Posted on November 12, 2008 in Commercials
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Tags: Beaver | Seth Rogen | Tampons | That's What She Said | Vampire Weekend
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