What an asshole.... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: CARRIE PREJEAN IS AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in Awkward Live TV
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Tags: Assholes | Beauty Pageant | Carrie Prejean | Larry King | Larry King Live
This young lady wants to show us a new invention called "the thinny hair holder." She wants to do a good job of demonstrating how the thinny hair holder gives you a big 'ole Southern pageant-style updo without the time... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: THE THINNY HAIR HOLDER SPOKESHOSTAGE»
Posted on April 6, 2009 in Commercials, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Beauty Pageant | Hair
Little Miss Perfect, another one of those baby beauty pageant reality shows that are so popular with a certain demographic (bloggers!), is finally coming to WE TV tomorrow. The trailer has been around a while, but it's genius in the... CONTINUE READING MY LITTLE GIRL IS DOING IT UNTIL SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE A REAL STRIPPER»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Beauty Pageant | Litle Miss Perfect | of Montreal
This chick actually won a recent beauty pageant with this strange, but truly skilled talent. The suspense will kill you, but don't skip ahead. It's worth the wait: The leg-raise was a nice, if unnecessary touch. As always, the attempted... CONTINUE READING NOW THIS IS A BEAUTY PAGEANT TALENT»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Beauty Pageant
Sometimes the internet works really hard to deliver something weird and exciting and new. And sometimes is just like, "Fuck it, we know where this is going." That'll do, internet. That'll do. ... CONTINUE READING LIKE SHOOTING VIRAL VIDEOS IN A BARREL»
Posted on September 26, 2008 in Politics, Viral Video
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Tags: Beauty Pageant | Election 2008 | Miss South Carolina | Sarah Palin
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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