All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it into Ken's mouth after a drawn-out shape-shifting battle on... CONTINUE READING HOLLYWOOD IS DEVELOPING A BARBIE MOVIE, LADIES!»
Posted on September 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Children | Girls | Movie Adaptations | Toys
Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Toys | Twilight | Vampires
According to this hilarious news report, a tiny female alien was found walking around in Lahore, Pakistan last week, so children took it and burned it and now it's dead. YouTube people, does this remind you exactly of anything we... CONTINUE READING TINY ALIEN FOUND IN PAKISTAN IS PROBABLY BARBIE»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Aliens | Barbie | Leprechaun | Pakistan
The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big Hooters tips. I was expecting the tattoos. I wasn't expecting... CONTINUE READING BARBIE IS MY TATTOO ARTIST»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Girls | Kids
Everything else about him is fine. He's got a decent job and he treats you well and he gets along with your family. You'd been dating a full 8 months before he decided that he felt comfortable enough around you... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: YOUTUBE BARBIE PORN VOICE ACTOR»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barbie | Porn
"Troll Fan" Barbie commercial from the early '90s: The funniest thing about that commercial is the jingle, which explains what a "fan" is. "Troll Troll Troll/ Troll Fan Barbie/ She's really into trolls." I haven't kept up with Barbie technology,... CONTINUE READING TROLL FAN BARBIE IS REALLY INTO TROLLS»
Posted on September 29, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barbie | Trolls
This is the special 45th Anniversary Birds edition Barbie doll. Sure. I can't believe people are still talking about the new iPhone. Don't collapse that tent just yet, nerd, you've got another line to form. Here is the description: Based... CONTINUE READING IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF SO, SO MUCH TIME»
Posted on July 11, 2008 in
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Tags: Alfred Hitchcock | Barbie | The Birds
