As you know, the campaign to end fake rap is needed more badly than ever before. Not only have the Ed McMahon advertisements for FreeCreditReport emerged as a major new threat to our desire to see this embarrassing trend put... CONTINUE READING THESE KIDS RAPPING ABOUT THE ELECTION TO T.I.'S "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" ARE THE BEST»
Posted on October 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Children | Election 2008 | Fake Rap | John McCain
In late September, Adam Chu released a call to action to the Adam/Chu Dance Crew members to express their political positions through dance. It would be, he claimed, the biggest presidential election dance off in history. Well that is true.... CONTINUE READING THE COMPUTERS JOHN MCCAIN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MAKE HIM DANCE LIKE A PRINCE!»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Dance-Offs | Election 2008 | John McCain | Sarah Palin
I clicked on this video, I swear, because it was titled "Kittens For Obama": The kittens are apparently bipartisan and/or undecided and/or non-human animals, but those sure were good kittens. Not even new kittens -- to paraphrase Marge Simpson: "Those... CONTINUE READING IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET KITTEN-ROLLED?»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Kittens
Jon Benjamin and 2/36 present Swift Jews for Truth: Racist McCain-leaning Jews are your grandparents.... CONTINUE READING ONLY TWO MORE WEEKS OF SWIFT BOAT MEME PARODY VIDEOS UNTIL 2012»
Posted on October 20, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain
Whoa. When did Jay-Z become Professor of Voting Rights at Know-It-All U? Also is that MGMT's "Time to Pretend" playing really faintly near the end? (EASTER EGG FOR THE SUPERFANS!)... CONTINUE READING I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT SUSPICIOUS INTERFERENCE WITH MY RIGHT TO PLACE A NON-PROVISIONAL BALLOT AIN'T ONE»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Jay-Z | Voting
This is amazing. (Thanks for the tip, Matthew). Racism isn't funny, but stupid old racists are. "Who says fried chicken and watermelon are racist stereotypes? Those are just foods. Just a selection of totally random foods that we selected from... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: HOLY SHIT, AMERICA IS FUCKING RACIST»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Racism
The celebrity sat in his extravagant backyard, next to the empty swimming pool that no one ever used, and flipped through a magazine he subscribed to but didn't actually read. One of his servants approached with a glass of protein-infused... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: A CELEBRITY DECIDES NOT TO MAKE HIS OWN POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT VIDEO»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Celebrities | Election 2008 | John McCain | Political Ads | Politics
John Taylor, founding member and bass player for the band Duran Duran, is a British citizen and incapable of voting in the US presidential election. BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED HIM FROM EXPRESSING HIS OPINION IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO (thanks for... CONTINUE READING DURAN DURAN'S JOHN TAYLOR FINALLY BREAKS HIS LEGENDARY SILENCE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Duran Duran | Election 2008
This is so weird: last night during the debate, there was this part where Obama was talking and McCain was blinking and looking at someone offstage for the longest time, as if he were being coached, and I totally thought... CONTINUE READING TYRA TEACHES MCCAIN HOW TO SMILE WITH HIS EYES»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | John McCain | Tyra Banks
Our campaign promise to you is that after November 4th, no more of these unbearable celebrity get out the vote ads. CHANGE YOU CAN BARF ON. See what he did there? You give your girlfriend the box and inside is... CONTINUE READING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS ABOUT AS UNCLEVER AS YOU MIGHT THINK»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Election 2008 | Jessica Biel | Justin Timberlake
Do you work in an office? Do you have boring meetings? Do you have a person or several people with whom you regularly attend boring meetings, and do you have a little thing with that person or group of people... CONTINUE READING BARACK SLIPPED A NOTE IN A BORING MEETING SAYING "SHOOT. ME. NOW."»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Frontline | John McCain | Office | PBS | Shoot Me Now
OK, well this is just silly. From Gigaom (via BuzzFeed): Last week we noted unconfirmed sightings of an "Obama for President" billboard in the Xbox 360 racing game Burnout Paradise. Today we're able to report that it is, in fact,... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA IS THE CANDIDATE MORE VOTERS WOULD LIKE TO PLAY GUITAR HERO WITH»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Burnout | Election 2008
Another day, another misguided get out the vote campaign. This time, it's Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, along with a bunch of people I don't recognize, playing the old "parents, we need to have a talk" game. First of all,... CONTINUE READING BLAKE LIVELY AND PENN BADGLEY NEED TO CHILL WITH THE THINKING THEY KNOW STUFF»
Posted on October 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Blake Lively | Election 2008 | Gossip Girl | John McCain | Penn Badgley
CBS News cameras at a McCain rally caught this otherwise sweet-faced older man holding a stuffed monkey with an Obama sticker on it. When he realized he was on camera, he sneakily removed the Obama sticker and foisted the stuffed... CONTINUE READING YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, MONKEY-MAN»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Bonnaroo | John McCain | Monkeys | Nine Inch Nails
Barack Obama is buying 30 minute slots on CBS and NBC that will pre-empt Jay Mohr's new show, Gary Unmarried. We predict a landslide on November 4th.... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA JUST WON ALL THE UNDECIDED VOTERS»
Posted on October 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Election 2008 | Gary Unmarried | Jay Mohr
In a video on a section of the Obama site called The Talk, Obama voters (one of whom has braces-with-the-little-rubber-bands and is only 13) tell stories about how they've given "The Talk" about registering to vote (and voting for Obama)... CONTINUE READING DON'T HELP YOUR GRANDPARENTS WITH TIVO UNLESS THEY VOTE FOR OBAMA»
Posted on October 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | John McCain | The Talk
100 points for existing within 24 hours of McCain's "that one" comment, and 10 points for being cute in general and kinda funny at the end. Whatever, this is no sillier than anything on South Park: "That one is bringin'... CONTINUE READING THERE'S ALREADY A VIRAL VIDEO ABOUT "THAT ONE" »
Posted on October 9, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Bonnaroo | Coachella | David Byrne | John McCain | That One
At a rally today, John McCain made a human error that could happen to anybody, but since it's him it's funny. First, watch the clip. Then, watch it again and just watch Sarah Palin's face. Then, watch it again and... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN CRINGES AS JOHN MCCAIN CALLS US HIS "FELLOW PRISONERS"»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Beastie Boys | Bonnaroo | Coachella | John McCain | Sarah Palin | TV On The Radio
One thing that the Republican party has traditionally done much better than the Democratic party is to distill their policies into simplistic, easy to understand (and repeat) soundbites. Sometimes the soundbites aren't even representative of actual policies, but they're definitely... CONTINUE READING IT DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO EXPLAIN SHOOTIN STUFF UP SPACE'S BUTT»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Beastie Boys | Bonnaroo | Coachella | Election 2008 | John McCain | Superchunk
We're not about serious analysis here, so here was what I thought was the funniest part of last night's hysterically funny (no) interesting (uh-uh) presidential debate. John McCain wandering in front of Tom Brokaw's teleprompter at the end: Yes, hi,... CONTINUE READING EVERY 12-YEAR-OLD'S FAVORITE PART OF LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Debate | John McCain | M.I.A.
Tonight the two candidates for President of the United States will meet in the second televised debate at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee, DUH. The debate will be held in a town hall style format, where the candidates will answer... CONTINUE READING A QUESTION FOR THE CANDIDATES»
Posted on October 7, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Coachella | Election 2008 | John McCain
Ok, not really, but can anyone see "What she said" and NOT think of That's What She Said, especially with all that winking?: (Via Radar.) Speaking of immaturity, do you think Jimmy Kimmel is planning to do a special Debate-themed... CONTINUE READING THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN IS ALL "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID"»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Debates | Joe Biden | Sarah Palin | That's What She Said
I really think your girlfriend summed up just about everything that's going on in this election during last night's post-vice-presidential debate CNN focus group. Yup and also yup.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: SARAH PALIN SUPPORTER»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Debates | Election 2008 | Joe Biden | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Is everyone going to a VP debate party tonight? And if someone had told you four years ago that everyone would be excited about watching the VP debate together in 2008, wouldn't you think the people of the future were... CONTINUE READING THE BATTLE OF THE VP CANDIDATE BLOOPER REELS»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Debates | Joe Biden | John McCain | Sarah Palin
Do clips from The Simpsons usually leak a month before they air? In this one, from the upcoming annual Treehouse Of Horror episode scheduled to air November 2nd, Homer tries to vote for Obama, and things go murderously awry: That... CONTINUE READING HOMER SIMPSON AND THE VOTING BOOTH OF HORROR»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Homer Simpson | John McCain
