On January 20th, Barack Obama will be sworn in as the first African-American president in American history, so the channel that produces The Hills, NeXt, From G's to Gents, and Parental Control will be there for some reason! From the... CONTINUE READING MTV IS THROWING AN INAUGURAL BALL FOR BARACK OBAMA FOR SOME REASON»
Posted on November 26, 2008 in
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This Huffington Post entry titled What Barack Obama Could Learn From The Wire provides an interesting lens through which to discuss America's drug policies and anti-crime initiatives, but we kind of take issue with sentences like "Obama could take Stringer's... CONTINUE READING MR. PREZBO'S CLASS IS IN SESSION»
Posted on November 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | The Wire
Barack Obama's chief of staff is Rahm Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel's brother is Hollywood agent Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel represents Tina Fey. In 2004, Tina Fey made a joke about president Abraham Lincoln on Weekend Update. Abraham Lincoln had a... CONTINUE READING WILL THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN»
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Tags: Abraham Lincoln | Ari Emanuel | Barack Obama | Jeremy Piven | John F. Kennedy | Mark Wahlberg | Martin Sheen | Rahm Emanuel | Tina Fey | Vampire Weekend
Matt Tobey of the CC Insider joins the fight (or admits to the pet-peeve, at least) against lazy journalists who think the Obama presidency means the end of comedy. Can we just be done with that silly idea now?... CONTINUE READING PLEASE MAKE THE MEDIA STOP SAYING THE DAILY SHOW ISN'T GOING TO BE FUNNY ANYMORE»
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I would never have clicked on this if it wasn't described as "A Dance I Composed In Honor Of Barack!" But then I did click on it, and it looks like your boyfriend is choreographing for change: I can't decide... CONTINUE READING THIS ISN'T JUST A GUY DANCING. THIS IS A GUY DANCING FOR OBAMA.»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Dancing
Barack Obama may be the president-elect. America may have entered a new phase of democratic uplift. A renewed sense of urgency and patriotism may be sweeping through the hearts of so many who've felt abandoned and insulted by the past... CONTINUE READING SOME THINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN»
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Comedian and grown up with a job Bex Schwartz is trying to get into the White House to live with the Obamas the only way she thinks she can: by painting her face like a dog, naming herself "Scraps", and... CONTINUE READING THE FIRST OF THE "LET ME BE THE OBAMAS' NEW PUPPY" VIDEOS HAS ARRIVED»
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Though she possessed the perfect combination of gumption, hatred, immaturity, ignorance, and self-assurance to become one of Election 2008's viral video stars, this lady in Grosse Point, Michigan who refused to give out candy to children who supported "scary" Obama... CONTINUE READING THE CANDY NAZI: THE CRAZY MCCAIN SUPPORTER THAT THE WORLD FORGOT TO NOTICE»
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain
Heidi put on her trashiest outfit and Spencer combed his beard. Hand in hand, they went out to some children's hospital, or a Taco Bell, or whatever, to perform one of their usual staged photo ops for the paparazzi. But... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: HEIDI AND SPENCER CONFRONT A NATION ECSTATIC OVER OBAMA'S WIN»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Heidi Montag | Nine Inch Nails | Spencer Pratt | Yay!
As if to slap the stupid faces of all those dumb journalists, desperate for an angle now that the election is over, who suggest that The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (and in some cases, comedy in general) will... CONTINUE READING JON STEWART DEBUTS HIS BARACK OBAMA IMPRESSION»
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God TV had their own 2-hour election coverage special, for those hard-core right wingers who are turned off by Fox News's bleeding heart liberal reputation. RightWingWatchdog put together a highlight reel that includes: racism, predictions of riots, James Dobson, Pat... CONTINUE READING GOD TV LADY HAS VISIONS OF DOGS PLAYING POKER IN THE WHITE HOUSE»
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | God | Jesus | John McCain
After months of training, neglecting even the simplest household tasks such as folding laundry, an Obama supporter finally taught his dog to say "Obama." But in an O. Henry twist, the dog finally learned to say "Obama" the day after... CONTINUE READING A DOG WHO SAYS "OBAMA!" »
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tomorrow it will be back to business as usual, all kitten farts and Top 10 lists of Chuck Bass's favorite colors of ascot. But for today, just for today, let's stay in this feeling. We don't get it very often.... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA IS OUR NINTENDO 64*»
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Daniel Craig is saying that now that we have a black president we're ready for a black James Bond. Fair enough. And we're sure that comparing a potential casting change in a franchise film to the monumental achievement of winning... CONTINUE READING WE WERE PROBABLY ALREADY READY FOR A BLACK JAMES BOND, DANIEL CRAIG»
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Tags: Barack Obama | Daniel Craig | Eracism | James Bond | Quantum Of Solace
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the ignorant harpy who is usually awful, wasn't today, when she gave an impassioned and, darn it, pretty classy speech on The View about accepting her candidate's crushing loss and Obama's historic victory. It's okay, we can watch... CONTINUE READING ELISABETH HASSELBECK CONCEDES!»
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Elisabeth Hasselbeck | John McCain | The View | Whoopi Goldberg
The moment last night when Obama's speech became so beautiful that we could hardly stand it and we thought our hearts were going to burst out of our chests had to be when Obama said "Sasha and Malia, you've earned... CONTINUE READING "YOU'VE EARNED THE NEW PUPPY"»
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Barack Obama joined with his wife and daughters to vote for himself (presumably) in this historic election this morning, and Fox News was there -- seemingly against their will, as they narrated the segment complaining and whining about how they... CONTINUE READING FOX NEWS THROWS A FIT WHEN FORCED TO SHOW THE OBAMAS VOTING»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in ,
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Here is Barack Obama's full 30-minute "campaign" ad that pre-empted CBS and NBC last night. And now, back to Trampoline Investigators: Orlando.... CONTINUE READING IN CASE YOU WERE TOO BUSY WATCHING PROFESSOR FART, M.D.»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in
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Barack Obama was on The Daily Show last night (via satellite from Florida) where he proved it's kind of hard to joke around on a late night show when your election is just four days away. When Jon throws him... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA WON'T JOKE ABOUT OLD FLORIDIANS ON THE DAILY SHOW»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in ,
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In addition to prime-time network TV, Barack is taking to the Comedy Central airwaves tomorrow night to capture all those Stoner Voters. Whoever has had tickets for tomorrow's show since last April is in for a nice surprise (and extra-extra... CONTINUE READING TOMORROW NIGHT'S DAILY SHOW GUEST IS BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in
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Kal Penn has a get-out-the-vote video! It's about Adopt Five, a voter rallying strategy to get people in Florida to vote who might otherwise forget or be disenfranchised. Kal Penn is so wonderful and awesome and humble and just the... CONTINUE READING KAL PENN COULD MAKE ME VOTE FOR THE PHONE BOOK»
Posted on October 28, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Kal Penn | Vampire Weekend | Vote
The cast of The Wire will be campaigning for Obama in North Carolina tomorrow. We have no idea how that will help anything, but we have some idea of how awesome it is (very awesome.)... CONTINUE READING OBAMA STEP TO ANY MOTHERFUCKER, OMAR, BARKSDALE, (MCCAIN,) WHOEVER»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | The Wire
They're on CNN now. They're basically the most famous. I think we know who's going to be the next cabinet-level Secretary Of Being The Best. "We're gonna need a bigger cabinet."... CONTINUE READING THESE KIDS RAPPING ABOUT THE ELECTION TO T.I.'S "WHATEVER YOU LIKE" CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | John McCain | Ron Clark Academy | The Shins
Ten years from now, hopefully, nobody will remember Sarah Palin or Joe The Plumber, but fifth-grader Damon Weaver, who interviewed Joe Biden for Palm Beach County's KEC News, will be a household name. This kid is awesome: "Senator Biden is... CONTINUE READING DAMON WEAVER IS GOING TO BE FAMOUS»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Damon Weaver | Election 2008 | Joe Biden | Kids
True. Spuds Mackenzie, on the other hand, total McCainiac. And the Budweiser frogs are still holding out hope that Ron Paul can, if not win, at the very least prove to the American people that the two party system is... CONTINUE READING THE WASSUP GUYS MADE A GET OUT THE VOTE AD»
Posted on October 24, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Election 2008 | Feist | Wassup Guys