Do you guys remember Charlie Sheen's bonkers 9/11 fan fiction? Of course you do. Because you printed it out and bound it in leather, and embossed the cover with gold-leaf lettering that reads "Most Important Fiction." That shit was insane,... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE SHEEN WANTS TO GIVE YOU $$$ TO PRETEND HE IS NORMAL»
Posted on November 18, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | Fan Fiction | September 11th | Yikes
Huh? I don't know! Although I will say this: whoever made this video deserves to date whoever they want. As long as they don't murder and eat them afterward! I also appreciate that they used as broad of a... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THE PRESIDENT?»
Posted on November 5, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Hillary Clinton | Kim Jong Il | Pope Benedict XVI | Vladimir Putin | Yukio Hatoyama
I'm not sure if this is a new thing or an old thing, but the fact that it even exists in the first place makes it a crazy thing. Barack Obama Chia Pet, you guys: Perfect. Just an entirely reasonable... CONTINUE READING THE BARACK OBAMA CHIA PET SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE THING TO EXIST»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Chia Pet | Gift Ideas | Racism
There were definitely a few questions raised by this week's episode. Like, Regina Spektor? That's one of the questions. And also, who did Charlene Yi fuck over on the writing staff that they had to throw her under the... CONTINUE READING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: SOME PERTINENT QUESTIONS AND THE SKETCH THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE!»
Posted on October 12, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlyne Yi | Drew Barrymore | James Carville | Saturday Night Live | Will Forte
It comes as no surprise that the right is trying to use Obama's win of the Nobel Peace Prize this morning against him. Fair enough! I mean, I don't really understand how that works, but I recognize and understand... CONTINUE READING RUSH LIMBAUGH CALLS WINNING A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AN EMBARRASSMENT?»
Posted on October 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Idiocracy | Nobel Prize | Oxycontin | Rush Limbaugh
As was made clear earlier today, there ain't no ring on your finger. YOU HAVE GOT TO PLAY THE FIELD. (Via StreetCarnage.)... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: SKOALREBEL»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Chewing Tobacco | Idiocracy | Nightmares
On late night television last night there was an historic competition for Best Guest held between Conan O'Brien at the Tonight Show and David Letterman at the Late Show. Conan featured a candid conversation with Ricky Gervais, creator of... CONTINUE READING RICKY GERVAIS VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on September 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Conan O'Brien | David Letterman | Ricky Gervais | The Late Show | The Tonight Show
No matter how bad things get in one's life, there is always the held-out hope that they will eventually get better. We all dutifully push our own shopping cart through the falling ash as we carry our personal fire to... CONTINUE READING THE JAY LENO SHOW IS AWFUL»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Jay Leno | Jay-Z | Jerry Seinfeld | Kanye West | Oprah | Rihanna | The Jay Leno Show | Yuck
Charlie Sheen knew that meeting with Barack Obama, the leader of the Western world, was a tremendous privilege. Not everyone with a terrible sitcom and a history of porn addiction got to meet with the Commander in Chief to discuss... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: CHARLIE SHEEN'S REAL MEETING WITH BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | September 11th
Oh wow, speaking of coconuts. Charlie Sheen (Terminal Velocity, Scary Movie 4) recently published a transcript of his 20-minute conversation with President Barack Obama (on a website called Prison Planet, which is how you know it's not going to be... CONTINUE READING CHARLIE SHEEN'S 9/11 FAN FICTION»
Posted on September 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Charlie Sheen | Fan Fiction | September 11th
Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN TAKING HIS SUSHI LIES TO THE NEXT LEVEL »
Posted on September 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | David Letterman | Fucking Liars | Health | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
Like, duh. He is not a very smart person. Them is just FACTS. Oh, he has some strengths. Like, he's very good at making sure that words are constantly coming out of his mouth. Some of those words even come... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: GLENN BECK IS AN IDIOT»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Glenn Beck | Health | Idiocracy
Q: At the end of the interview you asked Obama to be your homeboy, and he said yes. How does it feel? A: It feels good. It feels the same, though. More greatness here.... CONTINUE READING DAMON WEAVER INTERVIEWED BY TIME MAGAZINE»
Posted on August 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Damon Weaver | Journalism
We started the day on a political note, with a post about Barney Frank and the health care reform town hall meeting protesters, which engendered a heated but very thoughtful (mostly) debate in the comments. (Speaking of: I haven't... CONTINUE READING THERE'S ALWAYS AFFORDABLE HEALTH INSURANCE IN THE BANANA STAND»
Posted on August 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Arrested Development | Barack Obama | Daft Punk
You've probably already seen this by now. Your mom sent it to you and you were like "ugh, mom, I know, you're the worst, stay out of my room." My long weekend was much-needed, or at the very least much-wanted,... CONTINUE READING DAMON WEAVER INTERVIEWS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Basketball | Damon Weaver | Education | Lunch | of Montreal
Back in May, when Seth MacFarlane took the audacious step of having an intern fill out an application form, thereby risking it all and entering Family Guy into consideration for the Emmys (Seth MacFarlane, America's greatest risk-taker?), he said that... CONTINUE READING SETH MACFARLANE CONTINUES TO COMPARE FAMILY GUY TO BARACK OBAMA»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Emmys | Family Guy | Seth MacFarlane
Fox And Friends were so out of ideas yesterday that they invited three children -- two eleven year olds with college degrees and a home-schooled fourteen year old with loud opinions -- to argue about such topics as school choice... CONTINUE READING FOX AND FRIENDS PAYS CHILDREN TO FIGHT ON TV»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Fox And Friends | Fox News | Kids | Steve Doocy
John Hodgman was the keynote speaker at this weekend's Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner in Washington DC, following President Barack Obama, which is insane. Not that he was the keynote speaker, but just that he followed the president, and that... CONTINUE READING JOHN HODGMAN'S LEGENDARY SPEECH ON NERD RIGHTS»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Barack Obama | Jocks | John Hodgman | Nerds | Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner
This is hardly unfiltered or unscripted, but it's more so than The Hills, I guess! Yesterday The White House put up behind-the-scenes footage of Obama's cameo on The Colbert Report -- the part where he ordered the general to shave... CONTINUE READING STEPHEN COLBERT AND BARACK OBAMA HANGING OUT»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Stephen Colbert | The Colbert Report
Well, it seems that Angelina Jolie might be onto something with that whole not speaking to her father thing. John Voight gave a speech at a dinner in DC last night and said a bunch of really weird extreme things... CONTINUE READING JOHN VOIGHT IS CRAZY.»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Barack Obama | Brad Pitt | John Voight
Today's offering from the Onion News Network takes a swipe at the restaurant that has replaced Simpsons-victim Arby's as America's culinary punching bag with a report on Obama's first trip to Denny's and his subsequent "drastic scaling back of his... CONTINUE READING DENNY'S JUST CAN'T CATCH (OR DESERVE) A BREAK»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Denny's
As a Florida State University dropout, I'm uniquely qualified to snicker at last night's Daily Show field piece, wherein (big word!) Jason Jones travels to Arizona State University to ask students why their college is denying graduation speaker Barack Obama... CONTINUE READING THE DAILY SHOW REVEALS THE TRUTH ABOUT ARIZONA STATE. HEH.»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Arizona State | Barack Obama | Jason Jones | Jon Stewart | The Daily Show
This weekend was the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington D.C. It's an annual event where the press corps, politicians, and important celebrities gather to let off some steam, using humor to ease the tension between an industry dependent on... CONTINUE READING BARACK OBAMA, THE LISA LAMPANELLI OF WASHINGTON»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Roasts | Weezer | White House Correspondents' Dinner
The Daily Show NAILED it last night, and everyone should watch the entire show if they haven't already, but the most LOL moment came during Jon's coverage of Arlen Specter's party-switching, when a moment of unexpected on-air honesty by Rick... CONTINUE READING JON STEWART AND RICH SANCHEZ, SITTIN' IN A TREE»
Posted on April 30, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Arlen Specter | Barack Obama | Jon Stewart | Larry Wilmore | Rick Sanchez | The Daily Show
Damon Weaver, the elementary school journalist who rose to fame during the election, has already been offered a free ride to Albany State University in Georgia: The school will officially present Weaver with the scholarship at a June alumni convention... CONTINUE READING DAMON WEAVER IS GOING TO COLLEGE»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Barack Obama | Damon Weaver | Seriousgum
