I'm sure that his sensitivity has opened him up to you emotionally and sexually in ways that you've never experienced with your previous lovers. But he needs to grow a pair if he's ever going to GET THAT MONEY.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: THIS FUCKING CRYBABY*»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Banks | Crime | Crying | Love Conquers All
This commercial for a German bank starts out all wholesome and normal and then, how should I say this: takes a turn for the Queen Elizabeth II giving Abraham Lincoln a bj. The Queen is gonna freak!: Also "BonTrust." (It's... CONTINUE READING ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND QUEEN ELIZABETH FINALLY DO IT»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Abraham Lincoln | Banks | Money | Weezer
The Dark Knight was great, there's no confusion there. But we have now officially entered the phase where every movie tries to get a little taste of that dark magic. Now, it's one thing for other superhero movies to take... CONTINUE READING WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HOLLYWOOD THAT NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE JOKERIZED?»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Movie Posters, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Banks | Clive Owen | Jokerizing | Naomi Watts | The International
This commercial for HSBC aired last night during, appropriately, the CBS Evening News. It makes absolutely zero sense whatsoever. NONE: Who is Henry? Her boyfriend? Her dad? Her brother? Did he use his HSBC atm card to bail her out,... CONTINUE READING DEAR BANKS: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO LET DAVID LYNCH MAKE YOUR COMMERCIALS»
Posted on September 26, 2008 in Commercials, Creepy
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Tags: Banks | Henry | HSBC | Logging
The Terminator trudged along the wooded path towards the lake, his gun dangling by his side, the taunts still ringing in his hypersensitive bionic ears. He stared at the ground as he walked, and didn't even bother scanning anything with...
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Do you ever eat foods that you know you don't like, just to remind yourself why you don't like them? I think that's a good thing to do sometimes! The worst case scenario is that you might momentarily have a...
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Last weekend, something strange happened. Some of the Videogum Monsters created their own secret, password-protected chat room. In 2009! Incredible! I suppose every monster has his cave, or whatever. As it turned out, though, we already had a Videogum Chat...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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I went to see Where the Wild Things Are on Saturday, but it was sold out. Ay-ay-ay. That was a surprise! I mean, anticipation for this movie seemed pretty high, but anticipation for lots of movies seems high, especially when...
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