Showing All "Balloons" Posts
Sep 20th, 2011 47 Comments
Look, if you're going to try and get in the balloon, sometimes you're going to get stuck in the balloon. Don't freak out, that's just part of it.
See what I mean? A lot of times in these blogs…   Read Story »
Sep 30th, 2010 10 Comments
This is just wonderful. Even better than Space Chair! Someone get this man a Father of the Year Mousepad for his home office, ASAP (As Soon As Possible).   Read Story »
Apr 22nd, 2010 49 Comments
Look, just because this website has a mascot now doesn't mean that all we're going to talk about is mascots and how cute mascots are and the smells emanating from mascots and how nervous we all get…   Read Story »
Oct 22nd, 2009 19 Comments
Today marks the one week anniversary of Falcon Heene entering into our lives and our hearts and very quickly exiting our hearts. We hate that guy! Not really, though. Who we hate is Richard Heene.…   Read Story »
Oct 20th, 2009 26 Comments
Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He…   Read Story »
Oct 19th, 2009 22 Comments
You probably already read about this over the weekend, but the authorities are pressing charges against Falcon Heene's parents! They planned the hoax two weeks in advance! The perfect crime!   Read Story »
Oct 16th, 2009 56 Comments
The boy from the balloon, Falcon Heene, was in the attic the whole time! Uh oh! I mean, on the one hand, GREAT NEWS. The first thing that everyone in America wants is for Falcon Heene to be safe and…   Read Story »
Oct 15th, 2009 40 Comments
I don't have any idea what this even is.
Surprisingly, all of the YouTube comments on this video in the past couple of hours have been nothing but thoughtful and full of respect. Or the exact…   Read Story »
Oct 15th, 2009 64 Comments
Wait a second, there was no boy in the balloon? Jesus Christ. He could be anywhere! Sort of. Depending on how you define "be." This is awful. Now what are we supposed to do? Also the family had been…   Read Story »
Oct 15th, 2009 21 Comments
Everyone is watching this livefeed video about a SMALL BOY flying through the air in a FUCKING ALIEN BALLOON right? Just making sure.   Read Story »


























