Look, if you're going to try and get in the balloon, sometimes you're going to get stuck in the balloon. Don't freak out, that's just part of it. See what I mean? A lot of times in these blogs…   Read Story »

This is just wonderful. Even better than Space Chair! Someone get this man a Father of the Year Mousepad for his home office, ASAP (As Soon As Possible).   Read Story »

Look, just because this website has a mascot now doesn't mean that all we're going to talk about is mascots and how cute mascots are and the smells emanating from mascots and how nervous we all get…   Read Story »

Today marks the one week anniversary of Falcon Heene entering into our lives and our hearts and very quickly exiting our hearts. We hate that guy! Not really, though. Who we hate is Richard Heene.…   Read Story »

Vic Mizzy is not even in the ground yet, so he will have to save up those grave rolls, but Richard Heene commissioned theme songs for his reality TV show ideas!!! They are hilarious and awful. He…   Read Story »

You probably already read about this over the weekend, but the authorities are pressing charges against Falcon Heene's parents! They planned the hoax two weeks in advance! The perfect crime!   Read Story »

The boy from the balloon, Falcon Heene, was in the attic the whole time! Uh oh! I mean, on the one hand, GREAT NEWS. The first thing that everyone in America wants is for Falcon Heene to be safe and…   Read Story »

I don't have any idea what this even is. Surprisingly, all of the YouTube comments on this video in the past couple of hours have been nothing but thoughtful and full of respect. Or the exact…   Read Story »

Wait a second, there was no boy in the balloon? Jesus Christ. He could be anywhere! Sort of. Depending on how you define "be." This is awful. Now what are we supposed to do? Also the family had been…   Read Story »

Everyone is watching this livefeed video about a SMALL BOY flying through the air in a FUCKING ALIEN BALLOON right? Just making sure.   Read Story »