Congressman John Sheddeg (R-AZ) brought a baby onto the House floor to argue against health care reform. Very professional and respectful. Not a ridiculous clown show over there at all.... CONTINUE READING FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES, OR WHATEVER»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in Politics
(21 comments)
Tags: Babies | Health Care Reform | John Sheddeg
Some day it has been so far! You don't even know the half of it. Literally. If someone were to cut this day in half and introduce you, you'd be like "nice to meet you, stranger." Huh? Whatever. Anyway,... CONTINUE READING HOLD ON A SECOND»
Posted on October 1, 2009 in WebJunk
(24 comments)
Tags: Babies | David Letterman | General Hospital | James Franco | Madonna | Padma Lakshmi | The Late Show
Glenn Beck sat at the head of a long table, enjoying a fine, populist cigar and a very expensive glass of humble whiskey, all paid for with money that he had earned by pulling up his Italian leather bootstraps. His... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: GLENN BECK HAS HIS DIAPER CHANGED»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Babies | Diapers | Glenn Beck
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Alternate Endings
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
People often assume that YouTube videos of people hurting themselves or cute animals being cute or dancing children are the lowest form of entertainment, but they're wrong. The lowest form of entertainment is the poorly CGI-d baby doing something babies... CONTINUE READING DANCING BABY TECHNOLOGY HAS BARELY IMPROVED IN THE LAST 13 YEARS»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Backlashes, Commercials
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Tags: Babies | Dancing | Henry
The cutest little baby raccoons got stuck in a vending machine in Tulsa over the weekend, so the nice people who found them called a guy named "The Skunk Whisperer" to get them out. But the important thing is look... CONTINUE READING HERO RESCUES BABY RACCOONS FROM VENDING MACHINE»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
(17 comments)
Tags: Babies | Pepsi | Raccoons
The UK has these new hilarious commercials for a gentle laundry soap meant for babies (of all things) in which a grown-up dude responds appropriately with weird looks when his middle-aged mother treats him like a baby in a variety... CONTINUE READING "DO YOU NEED TO GO PEE-PEE?"»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in Commercials
(15 comments)
Tags: 50 Cent | Babies | Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Pee | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Yesterday I posted that video of that cute tiniest rodent, the Pygmy Jerboa, and you guys were all "That's totally creepy and not cute at all!" So, fine. As a blogging professional, I can accept that not every cute animal... CONTINUE READING HOW ABOUT THESE PYGMY JERBOA BABIES?»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in Animals On Film, Cute As Balls
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Tags: Babies | Pygmy Jerboa
In the latest Guide To Man Style from comedy duo Gabe And Max (Full disclosure: Gabe works here. JK, duh.) the guys give advice to new fathers using their doll-baby, Dolph, like how to feed the baby, how to clean... CONTINUE READING GABE AND MAX ARE YOUR BABY DADDIES»
Posted on May 28, 2009 in Instructional Videos, WebJunk
(19 comments)
Tags: Babies | Fashion | Gabe And Max | Radiohead
This is one of those viral-hopeful videos that everyone is supposed to think is real but a week later it's revealed to be an ad. Like 99% of them, it's SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE, but I guess we can forgive it... CONTINUE READING BAD VIRAL VIDEO: GIRL GIVES BIRTH IN SCHOOLYARD»
Posted on May 18, 2009 in PSAs, Viral Marketing
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Tags: Babies | Pregnant Teens | Teenagers
Sara at the Late Night With Jimmy Fallon blog ran across this video on the Social Security Administration website. It seems whoever works there is trying to get into the viral video game, and everyone knows the first rule of... CONTINUE READING THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION MAKES THE RADDEST VIRAL VIDEOS (NOT)»
Posted on May 11, 2009 in Free Advertising, Viral Marketing
(9 comments)
Tags: Babies | Elvis
I think this interpretive robot mime act is supposed to teach us that even a mercenary robot war machine can understand that war is bad if he discovers that human babies exist, but instead I learned that disembodied baby voices... CONTINUE READING WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THE SAD ROBOT?»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in WebJunk
(12 comments)
Tags: Babies | Girl Talk | Japan | Robots
The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want drugs. But all... CONTINUE READING THIS CHILD ACTOR HAS THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Commercials
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Tags: Babies | Child Actors | Children | Drugs | Pot | Teenagers
Noted Jason Statham fan and the best comedian Patton Oswalt wrote a funny and touching blog post last night, explaining why he wasn't part of the Crank 2: High Voltage comedian twitter party last Thursday. He was having a baby... CONTINUE READING PATTON OSWALT'S NEW BABY VS CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE»
Posted on April 23, 2009 in Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Babies | Crank 2 | Jason Statham | Patton Oswalt
First reaction: "Ahhhhh!" Second reaction: "Why is everything so quiet??" Third reaction: "I can't believe this is actually technically a commercial." Fourth reaction: "Okay, we get it, you can do a lot of things with this vagina-dummy and a doll!"... CONTINUE READING THE CHILDBIRTH SIMULATOR IS MORE FUNNY THAN SCARY»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Creepy, Instructional Videos, NSFW
(25 comments)
Tags: Babies | Vaginas
To be fair, this is what all DJs look like to me. DJ BABY POUNDD IN THE MIXXX.... CONTINUE READING AFTER THE CLUB IT'S BACK TO THE CRIB, LITERALLY!»
Posted on February 20, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Babies | DJ
The Boston Globe helped reunite a woman with the firefighter who saved her life in 1968, and made this short video about it. It's gonna make you cry and feel good about the world: Yay! (Via The Medium.)... CONTINUE READING AND NOW FOR SOMETHING HEARTWARMING: THE FIREFIGHTER AND THE BABY»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in The News
(4 comments)
Tags: Babies | Firefighters
I once got grounded for a week for teaching my baby brother a trick: I would say "You down with OPP?" and he would reply "Yeah you know me!" Well, I would like an official pardon on that grounding now... CONTINUE READING EVERYBODY FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS TODDLER SMOKING»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Backlashes, Viral Video
(44 comments)
Tags: Babies | Kanye West | Kids | Smoking | Taylor Swift
It's a baby who can correctly identify states on a map. But more importantly, it's the introduction of something called THE SMARTYPANTS DANCE: My Trivial Pursuit (drinking) game nights will never be the same. (Via Urlesque.)... CONTINUE READING LET'S ALL DO THE SMARTYPANTS DANCE»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Cute As Balls
(10 comments)
Tags: Babies
Last week we met the Best Ever Death Metal Puppy Out Of The Internet, and this week there's a (presumably, or the baby is very web-savvy) unrelated video of a baby imitating his dad's metal singing voice. Awww: Thanks to... CONTINUE READING DEATH METAL BABY IS CUTER THAN DEATH METAL PUPPY»
Posted on December 18, 2008 in Cute As Balls
(9 comments)
Tags: Babies | Metal | Puppies
First, there was that fake baby-swinging video. Then there was that PSA from New Zealand that referenced it. Now, the scariest baby-swinging video of all, because it's almost certainly real. Some people secretly taped their neighbor swinging his infant grandchild... CONTINUE READING WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE BABY-SWINGING VIDEOS?»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Caught On Tape
(11 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | Babies | FAIL
This commercial is billed (on LiveLeak, by a random, but still) as New Zealand's response to a supposed epidemic of baby-swinging (which the random calls "swingsploitation," and which doesn't make sense), after that obviously manipulated and debunked viral video outraged... CONTINUE READING NEW ZEALAND'S INSANE "ANTI-BABY-SWINGING" PSA»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in Commercials, PSAs
(19 comments)
Tags: Babies | Fake | Lollapalooza
Aww, baby's first roller coaster ride: "No more" is the "Do not want" of babies. Actually, that baby is a lot more stoic than most adults on roller coasters on America's Funniest Videos. Actually, this could totally win AFV. Look... CONTINUE READING BABY VERSUS ROLLER COASTER (BUT CUTE, NOT SCARY)»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in Cute As Balls
(1 comments)
Tags: Babies
Why bring a child into this crazy world, if not to force that child to memorize a line from a boring grown-up TV show and deliver that line on camera to amuse your friends? Seriously, that's the best reason. Here's... CONTINUE READING BABY DON DRAPER»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Cute As Balls
(0 comments)
Tags: Babies | Kids | Mad Men
One, two, three, FREAK OUT internet: This is a Videogum Fake Video PSA. If your Mom sends you this video, horrified, now you'll know ahead of time to say "Mom, that's fake. They can do really crazy things with technology... CONTINUE READING EVERYBODY FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS FAKE SWINGING BABY VIDEO»
Posted on October 30, 2008 in Viral Video
(32 comments)
Tags: Babies | Fake
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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