Aboriginal groups are mad at Nicole Kidman for playing a didgeridoo on a TV talk show, because, as a woman, she's not supposed to and it denigrates their culture. Sure, whatever, but this is what the official spokesguy said: "I... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S WOMB NOW OFFICIALLY CURSED»
Posted on December 15, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip! (2 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Baz Luhrmann |
Hugh Jackman |
Nicole Kidman
Let's look in the mirror and be honest with ourselves, HBO. Things haven't been so great since the Sopranos ended. Even the fifth season of The Wire was butt. And do not pretend like you've still got some kind of... CONTINUE READING HBO'S NEW SHOW SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD»
Posted on October 17, 2008 in What America Wants (26 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Chris Lilley |
HBO |
Summer Heights High
Baz Luhrmann directed an advertisement for Australian tourism (via Defamer) and whoops, Australia, this is your new tourism ad: "Australia, only go there if you're so fucking miserable that your life is about to fall apart." "Australia, we have enslaved... CONTINUE READING BAZ LUHRMANN HATES AUSTRALIA»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in Free Advertising (7 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Baz Luhrmann
Harry Potter fans aren't the only ones who have to suffer the INCREDIBLE DISREGARD of Hollywood. Now that Warner Bros. has callously pushed Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince back 8 months (let's all kill ourselves), FOX is showing the... CONTINUE READING HEY, WHERE IS THE AUSTRALIA PUSH BACK DATE OUTRAGE?»
Posted on August 28, 2008 in Backlashes (2 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Baz Luhrmann |
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince |
Hugh Jackman |
Nicole Kidman
We've been avoiding the Shia LaBeouf car crashtroversy this week for a few reasons: It's celebrity gossip, so BARF The accidents we cover are trampoline accidents Transformers sucked As we know now, of course, Shia has been charged with misdemeanor... CONTINUE READING IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM SHIA LABEOUF'S ACCIDENT, IT'S THAT AUSTRALIA IS AMAZING»
Posted on July 30, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip! (7 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Isabel Lucas |
Justice |
Shia LaBeouf |
Transformers 2
The trailer for Baz Luhrman's Australia, guys: I'm pretty sure Nicole Kidman died before filming was completed on this and had to be CGI-d in for the narration sequences. Either that, or she saw an episode of The Hills and... CONTINUE READING NICOLE KIDMAN'S LATEST ROLE WAS CREATED BY LUCASFILM'S INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Trailer (0 comments)
Tags: Australia |
Baz Luhrman |
Hugh Jackman |
Nicole Kidman |
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