It has been two years since we heard from Saturday Night Live alumnus Victoria Jackson. If you will recall the last time she blipped up, it was to spout some neo-con whatever on Fox News (the clip…   Read Story »

“Move over, Baylor. Fine. Suck it, pool hog.” SPLASH! -Tupelo Thanks for the tip, Bridget and werttrew.   Read Story »

Your grandma, Rosina Kovar, testified on behalf of herself and you (her grandchildren) yesterday before the Colorado Senate Judiciary concerning a civil unions ballot measure that looks like it may…   Read Story »

Good GOD! What a nightmare! Just to put things into perspective, Congress passed civil rights legislation in 1964 and the first Jurassic Park movie came out in 1993. But apparently, the world has not…   Read Story »

As you by now know, over the past few days Charlie Sheen has said some pretty crazy things. Like, ALL of the crazy things? I don't think anyone will ever say another crazy thing ever again because…   Read Story »

Put on your headphones, guys, because are about to go on an ADVENTURE! Our journey with Captain Your Boyfriend of the S.S. Pants continues after the jump! Our hero's superpower is…   Read Story »

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been…   Read Story »

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show coming up on the History Channel (THE HISTORY CHANNEL) called Only In America in which he travels the country having hilarious adventures with REAL PEOPLE.…   Read Story »

Did you know that Bill O'Reilly answers viewer questions in behind-the-scenes vlog-style videos that he posts on YouTube? If you knew that you shouldn't have known that. What's up with you knowing…   Read Story »

A clarification: I haven't read Eat, Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert. I actually really want to. I've hated that book for years, but I've never actually read it, and I think I owe MYSELF more. Forget…   Read Story »