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The health care reform debate exposed the worst of our nation's toxic partisan politics, but this is worse.   Read Story »
The new Goop is here! And Gwyneth has some super fascinating tips for all of us on how to live our lives. Namely, we should definitely sleep. Cool tip from a cool lady. Basically everyone I know is…   Read Story »
Obviously, there were plenty of expectations going into last night's episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. People were already upset by the simple fact of the show's existence, as it was a…   Read Story »
Your honor, we'd like to enter this highlight reel from the long-forgotten film Collision Course into evidence. Sustained.   Read Story »
It was already pretty clear last week that Kevin Smith needed to shut up. His on-going fight with Southwest Airlines was insufferable. It was bad enough that a millionaire with every means at his…   Read Story »
Ke$ha's miserable "Blah Blah Blah (featuring 3OH!3)" video, you guys. Apologies in advance to your eyes/ears/heart. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF. You know that part at the end of Larry Clark's Kids when…   Read Story »
The guest list for Jay Leno's first two weeks as the returning host of the Tonight Show have been released. Instant shit list! Monday, March 1 - Guests include Jamie Foxx, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn…   Read Story »
Your boyfriend, Ryan, representing the California Young Americans for Freedom, whoever they are, appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference a few days ago, and reminded you why you fell…   Read Story »
Here is the first promo for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Gross. He did not even make a new promo for the show, that is the depth of his laziness. He just took the stupid promo for stupid The…   Read Story »
Gwyneth Paltrow has released the latest issue of GOOP and this week (month? quarter?) it is all about losing that unwanted arm-flab using the trusted work-out techniques of a known liar and thief.…   Read Story »