Ugh. This guy. Look at this guy! Fuck this guy for real. As if the lion's life isn't sad enough already that he's been stolen from his natural habitat to live in a tiny glass cage for his whole…   Read Story »

Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she's a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat,…   Read Story »

I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.]…   Read Story »

Oh brother. Really, dude? Within the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse there is an alternate planet Earth out there in which Chet Haze stopped for a second and thought, "Hey, why don't I NOT…   Read Story »

It's hard to believe that it's been two years since the Mel Gibson Tapes were released, those fascinating and entirely horrible glimpses into the broken mind of a very sad but also probably super…   Read Story »

At this point, it's pretty well understood that "global warming" was a misnaming of the scientifically proven fact of "global climate change." The problem has less to do with hot weather (although…   Read Story »

Just in case anyone had somehow come to believe that Mel Gibson was no longer Mel Gibsoning it up all over the place with his classic Mel Gibsonisms, a letter that screenwriter Joe Eszterhas wrote to…   Read Story »

Oh, Kirk Cameron. You are OUR generation's Victoria Jackson! At first, when Kirk Cameron says something, my immediate reaction is that it must just be embarrassing for political conservatives. Why…   Read Story »

Mediaite is reporting that Spike Lee has settled out of court with the McClaine family, whose address he incorrectly posted on Twitter as the address of America's Most Hated Man #1, George Zimmerman.…   Read Story »

In a letter to Politico, Geraldo Rivera has "apologized" for his explosive remarks last week concerning Trayvon Martin's responsibility for his own death via clothing choice. And by apology, of…   Read Story »