Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day called Valentine's Day... CONTINUE READING THE VALENTINE'S DAY TRAILER MAY SURPRISE YOU»
Posted on September 18, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Hathaway | Ashton Kutcher | Bradley Cooper | Emma Roberts | Eric Dane | Jennifer Garner | Jessica Alba | Jessica Biel | Julia Roberts | Patrick Dempsey | Topher Grace | Valentine's Day
"7th grader Melissa Bell gives a tender account of meeting Ashton Kutcher at a school dance." Self-insertion slash fiction is always best when it is written by children.... CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: ASHTON KUTCHER EROTIC FAN FICTION»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Children | Sex
Ashton Kutcher's Spread trailer, you guys: Whoa. After seeing the Spread poster I thought that the movie looked awful, but it turns out I had no idea. What an awful, AWFUL looking movie. Yuck. And, the official description of the... CONTINUE READING UM, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE MALE HOOKERS ALL OVER THE PLACE?»
Posted on June 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Hung | Penises | Sex | Spread | Thomas Jane
Check out this poster for Ashton Kutcher's new romantic comedy, Spread, ladies. What do you think? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? This poster has clearly gone to the Whatever Works School of Movie Poster Design. Put your divisive lead actor... CONTINUE READING WELL, LADIES, DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER OR NOT?»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Spread
Have you ever wished you could see what goes on behind the scenes in the world of modeling or high fashion? Well, you must be a very entertained person, then, because almost every show on TV gives you that! ANTM,... CONTINUE READING THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE: DOES THE WORLD NEED ANOTHER SHOW ABOUT MODELS? (NO.)»
Posted on May 21, 2009 in
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Tags: America's Next Top Model | Ashton Kutcher | Corbin Bleu | Mischa Barton | Sara Paxton | The Beautiful Life | The Hills | Zac Posen
When I was in junior high, I really loved Ray Bradbury. One of my favorite Bradbury stories is the classic "A Sound of Thunder." If you've never read it, it's about a guy in the future who goes on a... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Amy Smart | Ashton Kutcher | The Butterfly Effect
Today the world dies a little. Ashton Kutcher has defeated CNN in the race to one million Twitter followers*. Yuck. But let's think about what it actually means: not much. Twitter is a social networking site, and not particularly effective... CONTINUE READING THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TWITTERED BY ASHTON KUTCHER»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Ashton Kutcher | CNN | Twitter
As by now you probably know, Ashton Kutcher has challenged CNN to see who can be the first to get to 1,000,000 Twitter followers. Larry King is mad into it. His diaper budget has doubled in the past week, he's... CONTINUE READING THE MOVEMENT TO STOP ASHTON KUTCHER FROM THINKING HE MATTERS»
Posted on April 16, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | CNN | Twitter
gabe: demi moore saved a woman's life using twitter gabe: "saved" gabe: obviously, i am glad that woman is OK gabe: but i hope that when she is being examined by psychologists gabe: in the hospital gabe: that they get... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: DEMI MOORE: WHO TWITTERS THE TWITTERMEN?»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Demi Moore | Diddy | Lollapalooza | The Decemberists | Twitter
Yesterday, this (via Mark Lisanti) was posted on Twitter: In the event that you don't recognize the Twitter handle Aplusk, that is Ashton Kutcher. So just to pretend like you are a little baby in a wet diaper for a... CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Diddy | Fred Durst | Jay-Z | Paul McCartney | Terry Richardson
The celebrities whose previous video got us to vote (That's why we voted, right? That's why I voted.) are baaaack! In this four minute video (that isn't the inferior Pepsi one), all of the celebrities pledge to vaguely solve the... CONTINUE READING THE CELEBRITIES ARE TRYING TO TELL US TO CHANGE THE WORLD»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Anthony Kiedis | Ashton Kutcher | Barack Obama | Dakota Fanning | Demi Moore | Diddy | Election 2008 | Jason Bateman | Kevin Connolly | Vote
Here's a trailer for a movie called Spread that's going to the Sundance Film Festival instead of probably hundreds of other better movies. Ashton Kutcher is some sort of Jay-Gatsby-but-boring character who kisses a lot of women and mumbles all... CONTINUE READING SPREAD: ASHTON KUTCHER AND ANNE HECHE HAVE A PHONING-IT-IN CONTEST»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Spread | Yeah Yeah Yeahs
And they just shared their "video Christmas card" with MySpace. But oops! It's not. And it hurts from the "Fo Shizzle" to the Pun'kd reference to the mention of Kaballah to the mention of Obama. It just hurts. Ouch: Being... CONTINUE READING ASHTON KUTCHER THINKS HIS COMPANY IS COLLEGE HUMOR»
Posted on December 17, 2008 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher
This is old (for like five duh reasons), but until someone sent this yesterday I had no idea that the late, lamented Mitch Hedberg, "The Other Bill Hicks Of The Internet," was on That '70s Show. And if I remember... CONTINUE READING REMEMBER THIS?: MITCH HEDBERG WAS ON THAT '70S SHOW»
Posted on November 19, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Mitch Hedberg | That '70s Show
It's weird how it's an election year and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT. Did you hear that Sarah Palin said some ridiculous things to Katie Couric on TV the other night? You probably didn't. Barely anyone has. I tried... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS THE VOTE»
Posted on October 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Animal Collective | Ashton Kutcher | Barack Obama | Demi Moore | Election 2008
Ashton Kutcher is a stepdad now, so his priorities have probably changed, and watching Bruce Willis's daughters grow up has made him realize there's a dearth of silly animated videos out there for kids. So he's started a new web... CONTINUE READING ASHTON KUTCHER'S NEW FORAY INTO CHILDREN'S WEB ENTERTAINMENT*»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Blah Girls
Perusing this gallery of preview clips (so far) from the new fall TV season, only two shows jumped out at me as watchable. One of them is a heartwarming family reality game show produced by Ashton Kutcher, and the other... CONTINUE READING SO FAR NEXT FALL'S BEST NEW SHOW LOOKS LIKE...OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS?»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Opportunity Knocks | Worst Week
Manohla Dargis didn't like What Happens in Vegas, sure, but she disliked it so much that she used a sizable chunk of her review to explain to the filmmakers how to make films: The word dailies here refers to select... CONTINUE READING MANOHLA DARGIS TAKES THE MAKERS OF WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS TO FILM SCHOOL»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Cameron Diaz | Manohla Dargis | Tom Vaughn | What Happens In Vegas
Shit. SHIT YOU GUYS. I was just watching television, and an extended clip for What Happens in Vegas came on, and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. What the fuck? Granted, this movie has a really great supporting line up, with Rob... CONTINUE READING GABE HAS A CRISIS OF SELF WHEN HE LAUGHS AT A CLIP FROM WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Cameron Diaz | Dennis Miller | Jason Sudeikis | Lake Bell | Rob Corddry | Suicidal Ideation | What Happens In Vegas | Zach Galifianakis
For the past two weeks I've gone to the official website for the really shitty looking movie What Happens In Vegas every single day. This is because a few weeks ago I noticed that they had a "Get a phone... CONTINUE READING ANGER YOUR FRIENDS WITH A PHONE CALL FROM SAD ASHTON KUTCHER»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Cameron Diaz | What Happens In Vegas
