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Yo, please RT! Whattup beautiful young women who think it's cool to take your clothes off for HBO and young men who are interested in ecology instead of wrestling! Today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »

AHHHHHHHHHH! THE HUNGER GAAAAAAMESSSSSS! I haven't actually seen it yet, but apparently everyone else has. It took in more than 155 million dollars, which is SO MANY MILLIONS of dollars, making it…   Read Story »

Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games, is on the cover of Parade magazine this week, along with an interview. I like Jennifer Lawrence. She was so good in Winter's Bone! Let's put it this way,…   Read Story »

Nicknames for this year: Big Boy R.I.P. Hunter Heaven's Gate Final Countdown Susan Lil' Peanut Chou Chou Dakota See you guys on the other side. Headphones UP!   Read Story »

Mankind's fight for survival against the self-aware machines that it foolishly created in its scientific hubris now comes down to one final question: can mankind stay out of this one room where the…   Read Story »

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ATTENTION CITIZENS! PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR NEAREST ROBOT UPRISING EMERGENCY SHELTER AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION! WE ARE NOT TRYING TO ALARM ANYONE, BUT YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY ARE OF THE UTMOST…   Read Story »

"We will kill the other Districts' tributes with our lightning fast cholera." Looking good, boys! Love what Cinnabon did with your costumes. More photos of the men of The Hunger Games here.   Read Story »

I am not joking when I say that I hope if/when the Earth is destroyed and after another century passes in absolute silence before the aliens/self-aware SkyNet future mecha/Water People or whomever…   Read Story »