There is a second trailer for Benicio Del Toro's The Wolfman, which you can watch here. SPOILER ALERT: features very anachronistic music!... CONTINUE READING THE WOLFMAN JUST WANTS TO RAGE AGAINST THE INDUSTRIAL AGE»
Posted on October 21, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Anthony Hopkins | Benicio Del Toro | Emily Blunt | The Flaming Lips | The Wolfman
I have never read Beowulf. I own a recent paperback translation (w/ explanatory footnotes) by Howell D. Chickering, Jr. but owning is not the same as reading. For one thing, I don't even like regular poetry, much less epic Olde... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: BEOWULF»
Posted on August 24, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Anthony Hopkins | Beowulf | Crispin Glover | John Malkovich | Ray Winstone | Robert Zemeckis | Robin Wright Penn | St. Vincent
Remember when Jack Nicholson made a werewolf movie in the '90s that was supposed to be serious, and well-acted, and dramatic but turned out to be ridiculous, and terrible? Me too.... CONTINUE READING THE WOLFMAN TRAILER, YOU GUYS»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Anthony Hopkins | Benicio Del Toro | Emily Blunt | Hugo Weaving | The Wolfman | Werewolves
They say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but that can't always be true. Like, sure, sometimes people have good intentions but they lose sight of other very important moral considerations and then, whoops, you're in... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Anthony Hopkins | Bridget Fonda | John Cusack | Lara Flynn Boyle | Matthew Broderick | The Road To Wellville
When Hollywood gets together in the conference room to green light movies (that's industry talk for gittin er done), you would think they'd establish some ground rules. The rules would be simple, and would seem to go without saying. For... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: ALEXANDER»
Posted on July 7, 2008 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Alexander | Angelina Jolie | Anthony Hopkins | Colin Farell | Jared Leto | Oliver Stone
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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