In the latest issue of People magazine, the cast of the Today show dress up like they're in Anchorman 2: The Edge of Reason, or something. It's weird. "We're pimps! We're pimps now!" That's what they say, probably. Weirdos.... CONTINUE READING THE CAST OF THE TODAY SHOW ARE PIMPS! THEY'RE PIMPS NOW!»
Posted on October 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
(7 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | Today
Ann Curry interviewed Brad Pitt live from Cannes on the Today Show this morning about Inglourious Basterds, a movie, Ann kept pointing out, she has seen and Brad has not. In addition to some good-old-fashioned sycophantic Ann Curryisms ("There isn't... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GRABBED BRAD PITT'S FACE»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in Interviews, Morning Zoo
(8 comments)
Tags: Angelina Jolie | Ann Curry | Brad Pitt | Inglourious Basterds | Quentin Tarantino | The Today Show | Twitter
This morning as part of their "Today Takes On" series, where the Today Show crew tries new things, the gang painted their interpretations of live nude models with an instructor. This is the salient one minute of that. I don't... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER AND MATT LAUER AREN'T AFRAID TO PAINT GENITALS»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in Gross, Morning Zoo
(4 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Kathie Lee | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
If you half-listen to the Today Show, you know old Willard does the crazy mumbly stuff every morning, but this morning he was joined by Al Roker (who seemed like he was sent there to Mind Willard), who he promptly... CONTINUE READING UH, WILLARD SCOTT PRETENDED TO PUKE ON AL ROKER TODAY»
Posted on February 26, 2009 in Morning Zoo
(6 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | The Today Show | Willard Scott
This morning, when I couldn't take any more of Britney's lethargic and totally dull GMA performance, I switched over to the Today Show, where I knew that Ann Curry would be interviewing Brad Pitt. That part was boring, too (he... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY'S BIZARRE MOUSTACHE PROVERB»
Posted on December 2, 2008 in Awkward Live TV, Gross, Morning Zoo
(3 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Janelle Monae | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
The Today Show does weird shit every year for Halloween, but this year was extra-embarrassing, with the cast dressed up as fairy tale characters acting out an awkward, muddled story narrated by Matthew Broderick as product placement for his upcoming... CONTINUE READING ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE TODAY SHOW IS ON CRACK LAND»
Posted on October 31, 2008 in Creepy, Morning Zoo
(6 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Kathie Lee | Matt Lauer | Matthew Broderick | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
In all the excitement of Angelina Jolie this and Joe The Plumber that, it seems that somehow the internet forgot to notice that WILLARD SCOTT TOTALLY SEXUALLY HARASSED ANN CURRY on The Today Show this morning. I mean, look at... CONTINUE READING UH, WILLARD SCOTT FONDLED ANN CURRY THIS MORNING?»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in Caught On Tape, Creepy, Morning Zoo
(7 comments)
Tags: Ann Curry | Coachella | The Today Show | Willard Scott
Apparently, Ann Curry's greatest fear is stand-up comedy, so in a bizarre morning show stunt, she did her first comedy set at Caroline's Comedy Club in front of an audience, and today they showed it on The Today Show. And... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY'S DIRTY STAND-UP COMEDY. (YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.)»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in Morning Zoo, Stand Up Comedy
(15 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Coachella | M.I.A. | The Today Show
Matt Lauer and Al Roker accidentally wore the same suit on the same day for the first time in fifteen years today (they say that, I haven't been, like, keeping track). So Al Roker compares them to "Arnold Schwarzenegger and... CONTINUE READING MATT LAUER AND AL ROKER DIDN'T CALL EACH OTHER LAST NIGHT TO PLAN THEIR OUTFITS»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in Daytime Talk Shows
(0 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | The Today Show
You know how much Gabe hates Al Roker? Well, I don't really mind AR that much, but his Today Show co-star Ann Curry is my arch nemesis. I hate her fake-seeming compassion for interview subjects and especially her sycophantic chumminess... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY IS NO MATCH FOR ALANIS MORISSETTE'S RAPIER WIT»
Posted on June 10, 2008 in Awkward Live TV, Daytime Talk Shows, Music Related Content
(3 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Alanis Morissette | Ann Curry
It's a slow news day when the Today Show runs out of things to tell us not to eat because they're not made out of food, and invites a "bubble expert" on the show to attempt the absurd trick of... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER DOESN'T FIT IN HISTORIC TODAY SHOW BUBBLE»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in Awkward Live TV, Daytime Talk Shows
(0 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Bubble | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
THE CHALLENGE: To go to The Today Show and stand in the audience with a sign of Lindsay's design. THE RESULT: My alarm is set for 4:15 in the morning because my challenge is to be in the crowd on... CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: THE TODAY SHOW CHALLENGE»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Double Dog
(16 comments)
Tags: Al Roker | Ann Curry | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Today Show
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
MORE »
If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
MORE »
I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
MORE »
The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
MORE »
Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
MORE »
