I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.]…   Read Story »

Just because we had our Petting Zoo countdown yesterday and I did not see this video until today does NOT mean we can't all get together and enjoy it this morning. At least it shouldn't. Good…   Read Story »

BUY MORE WHEAT THINS! OR DON'T! THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE ENDLESS CHOICES YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH BETWEEN THE DAY YOU ARE BORN AND THE DAY YOU DIE, BUT THIS ONE HAPPENS TO INVOLVE TRACY MORGAN…   Read Story »

WARNING: there are some pretty graphic images of animals dying starting at 1:22. ADDITIONAL WARNING: there are some pretty graphic images of Courtney Stodden starting at 0:01. Oh brother.…   Read Story »

I admit that this video is kind of cheating the animal video format, since the main focus is a baby human, but oh come on give me a break what do you care. This is a very good two-for-one: an…   Read Story »

Trapped in this sweltering heat (New York readers, especially) we all probably feel like we've got Chef Boyardee cans stuck on our heads! Look at us, running all over the place, desperately bumping…   Read Story »

As you can see by the large GIF at the top of this post, this has been QUITE a week for GIFs. More than just the way that every week is quite a week for GIFs, you might be asking? Well it's hard to…   Read Story »

YES! GOOD! More goose parade after the jump! And finally: Hahhaha! Now I'm sad because I loved this goose parade so much and I don't even know when the next goose parade is going to be.…   Read Story »

There were two "important" television events yesterday: the first was Oprah Winfrey's last show (sort of) after 25 years. I say sort of because the woman DOES have her own entire cable network. It is…   Read Story »

GUYS PLEASE BEWARE THIS MORNING THAT THERE IS A DANGEROUS TIGER WHO IS ON THE LOOSE. AUTHORITIES ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CAPTURE AND RESTRAIN THIS VICIOUS BEAST, BUT CITIZENS ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY…   Read Story »