Salt trailer, you guys: This movie looks great, because it looks just like a lot of other movies that were already great. Liev Schreiber is going to isolate the background noise from the voice recording and discover that Angelina Jolie... CONTINUE READING ANGELINA JOLIE STARS IN THE ULTRAVIOLET PATRIOT FUGITIVE IDENTITY GAMES»
Posted on November 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Liev Schreiber | Salt | Spy Vs. Spy
Action movies are basically children's movies for adults. That is to say that they are expressly designed to hit very specific pleasure centers to generate a predictable and uniform reaction. Bad action movies, like bad children's movies, are rarely open... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: GONE IN 60 SECONDS»
Posted on October 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Cars | Giovanni Ribisi | Gone In 60 Seconds | Nicolas Cage | Timothy Olyphant
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would be pretty wise to listen to Fred and Sharon's relationship advice. You don't ride around the sky on a CGI dragonfly by not knowing what you're talking about. Count to 10, you two.... CONTINUE READING MORE IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM FRED AND SHARON»
Posted on September 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Advice | Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Fred Spencer | Love | Sharon Spencer
I have never read Beowulf. I own a recent paperback translation (w/ explanatory footnotes) by Howell D. Chickering, Jr. but owning is not the same as reading. For one thing, I don't even like regular poetry, much less epic Olde... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: BEOWULF»
Posted on August 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Anthony Hopkins | Beowulf | Crispin Glover | John Malkovich | Ray Winstone | Robert Zemeckis | Robin Wright Penn | St. Vincent
Well, it seems that Angelina Jolie might be onto something with that whole not speaking to her father thing. John Voight gave a speech at a dinner in DC last night and said a bunch of really weird extreme things... CONTINUE READING JOHN VOIGHT IS CRAZY.»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Barack Obama | Brad Pitt | John Voight
Angelina Jolie balled her bone white hands into fists, power surging off of them in blue waves of electromagnetism. Her eyes closed to squints and a fire ball blasted out of them, shearing off the corner of an office building,... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: ANGELINA JOLIE VS. OPRAH»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Celebrities | Oprah
The Forbes list of 100 celebrities was released today, and Angelina Jolie is number one, and supposedly that means something. From the Hollywood Reporter: Angelina Jolie is now the most powerful celebrity in the world, taking the No. 1 spot... CONTINUE READING ANGELINA JOLIE THE MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD, WHATEVER THAT MEANS»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Forbes | Oprah
gabe: who do you think should win the coveted Best WTF? Moment at the MTV Movie Awards? lindsay: Well for one thing, it should be something that is actually WTF. Like, Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in Baby Mama?... MTV Movie Awards?'">CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT SHOULD WIN "MOST WTF MOMENT" AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS?»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Angelina Jolie | Baby Mama | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Jason Segel | MTV Movie Awards | Slumdog Millionaire | Tropic Thunder | Wanted
Ann Curry interviewed Brad Pitt live from Cannes on the Today Show this morning about Inglourious Basterds, a movie, Ann kept pointing out, she has seen and Brad has not. In addition to some good-old-fashioned sycophantic Ann Curryisms ("There isn't... CONTINUE READING ANN CURRY CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GRABBED BRAD PITT'S FACE»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Ann Curry | Brad Pitt | Inglourious Basterds | Quentin Tarantino | The Today Show | Twitter
Billy Bob Thornton was on Kimmel last night! Does anyone still care, because I totally do, being a "humpback geek," which is what Billy Bob calls everyone who saw or talked about his kind of indefensible behavior on Canadian radio... CONTINUE READING BILLY BOB THORNTON GOES ON KIMMEL, TRIES TO ACT COOL ABOUT THE WHOLE CANADA INTERVIEW THING»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Actors | Angelina Jolie | Billy Bob Thornton | Jimmy Kimmel
Seriously, HuffingtonPost? Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I share a small fascination with celebrity gossip (no perezo). Because I live in a world of other human beings whose value systems overlap and influence mine, and it's impossible... CONTINUE READING IT IS TIME TO SHUT IT DOWN. ALL OF IT.»
Posted on April 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Groceries
Angelina Jolie is currently in Washington D.C. shooting a new espionage thriller called Salt. Variety described the movie thusly: Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being... CONTINUE READING AT LEAST ONE SCENE IN ANGELINA JOLIE'S SALT WILL BE AMAZING»
Posted on April 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Children | Craigslist | Karate | Salt
Martellus Bennett, the Dallas Cowboys tight end, whatever that means, has written an excoriating blog post on the powerful subject of WOMEN BE FARTING. As far as he is concerned, this is the worst thing since WOMEN BE VOTING. Fair... CONTINUE READING MARTELLUS BENNETT HAS THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING CONCEPT OF HOLLYWOOD»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Fart News | LOLk | Martellus Bennett
The trailer for Clint Eastwood's The Changeling. I think Angelina's character isn't supposed to be very smart, because she's acting that way with the wide eyes and babyish voice: It's cute how it's a serious movie, but they still managed... CONTINUE READING NEW TRAILER FOR ANGELINA JOLIE'S NEXT MOVIE»
Posted on September 11, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Nine Inch Nails | The Changeling | The Room | Tommy Wiseau
The New York Post has some interesting casting news this morning about the next Batman movie, and not a moment too soon! That movie's not coming out for a billion years, there's no script yet, and we're still embroiled in... CONTINUE READING ANGELINA JOLIE ASKS HER BEST ADULTFRIENDFINDER FOR ADVICE»
Posted on August 12, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Batman | Friendship | Tera Patrick
After a heated bidding war, Brad and Angelina have finally sold the first photos of their newborn babies, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon, to People magazine for 14 million dollars. The money will be placed in a charity foundation that... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: FIRST IMAGES OF BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE'S TWINS»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Baby Photos | Brad Pitt | Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt | Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie says that some of the fake tattoos on her emaciated arms in the ridiculous movie Wanted were tributes to Winston Churchill: The words in gothic script on her upper arms come from a speech Sir Winston made... CONTINUE READING IF ONLY WINSTON CHURCHILL WERE ALIVE TO SEE ANGELINA JOLIE'S TEMPORARY TATTOOS IN WANTED»
Posted on July 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Wanted
When Hollywood gets together in the conference room to green light movies (that's industry talk for gittin er done), you would think they'd establish some ground rules. The rules would be simple, and would seem to go without saying. For... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: ALEXANDER»
Posted on July 7, 2008 in
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Tags: Alexander | Angelina Jolie | Anthony Hopkins | Colin Farell | Jared Leto | Oliver Stone
I still think the Russian trailer for Wanted is the best trailer, and far superior to the brand new American red-band trailer, which is just one of the reasons everyone thinks Russia is the best country and wants to move... CONTINUE READING THE WANTED RED BAND TRAILER IS WHAT'S BEEN MISSING IN YOUR LIFE»
Posted on June 10, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | James McAvoy | Morgan Freeman | Wanted
Another Wanted trailer, you guys. Only 19 more to go before the movie comes out. Guy 1: Shoot the flies, or I will shoot you. Guy 2: Common? Guy 1: Just do it. Guy 2: Or you'll shoot me? Guy... CONTINUE READING NEW WANTED TRAILER BRINGS NEW INTERNATIONAL TENSIONS»
Posted on June 4, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | Common | James McAvoy | Timur Bekmambetov | Wanted
Yes, the trailers for the movie Wanted look terrible. Yes, I think that's probably because the movie Wanted is terrible. But this unsubtitled, graphically violent Russian trailer for Wanted makes it look great: (filmz.ru via /film) настолько хорошо. Not that... CONTINUE READING RUSSIAN WANTED TRAILER GETS IT право»
Posted on May 23, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | James McAvoy | Morgan Freeman | Wanted | Xenophobia
At some point in the future, our children, and our children's children, are going to live underwater look back at the early/current stages of the internet and they are going to LOL at us. Like e-Cards. When people in the... CONTINUE READING AS IF WANTED COULD LOOK ANY WORSE»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Angelina Jolie | James McAvoy | Morgan Freeman | Wanted
