Well, David Cook won American Idol last night, just as Simon said he would last week, so he will probably be too busy for the County Fair tour of Plain White Tees Nuts this summer. A record 95 million votes... CONTINUE READING DAVID ARCHULETA CAN SEE THE FUTURE»
Posted on May 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: American Idol | David Archuleta | David Cook | Death | Simon Cowell
So tonight is the American Idol finale, and while I think we can all agree that there are two noble and worthy competitors up for the prize, it's impossible not to be partisan. I hope the guy I like best... CONTINUE READING YOU'RE GOING DOWN, DAVID»
Posted on May 21, 2008
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Tags: American Idol | David Archuleta | David Cook | Simon Cowell | Team Shirts
I like Simon Cowell. He's so sassy! He's basically made a living out of leaving flaming bags of shit on people's doorsteps, but he doesn't run away from it, and when you stomp the flames out you discover that your... CONTINUE READING SIMON COWELL WOULD LIKE SOMEONE FROM AMERICAN IDOL I GUESS TO WIN»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Music Related Content, Reality TV
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Tags: American Idol | David Cook | Simon Cowell
OK! I'm sorry, America! You were right! I should be watching American Idol! I still won't, but this clip is great. Everyone is amazed this morning that Paula would critique two songs when the contestants only sang one, thereby indicating... CONTINUE READING DUH: PAULA ABDUL LOVES MEDICINE»
Posted on April 30, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: American Idol | Big-Pharma | Paula Abdul
Earlier this week George Bush appeared on Deal or No Deal to boost the morale of a soldier who was competing. Tuesday morning, Laura Bush guest hosted the Today show with some wedding tips and a charming anecdote about what's... CONTINUE READING PRESIDENT AND LAURA BUSH LIKE/BOMB THE SAME THINGS YOU DO»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in Politics
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Tags: American Idol | Deal Or No Deal | George Bush | Laura Bush | Today Show
Have you ever wondered what things were really like on the set of American Idol? Me neither. I'm sorry, but Kelly Clarkson nailed it in the first season, and everything since then has just been biding time until we're all... CONTINUE READING DUH: AMERICAN IDOL IS CAREFULLY ORGANIZED»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Reality TV
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Tags: American Idol | Kelly Clarkson | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell
The last time I watched American Idol, Kelly Clarkson was named the winner and she sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" or something and there was a lot of confetti. It was just before America gained its independence. What a heady... CONTINUE READING AMERICAN IDOL: THE BEST SEASON YET?»
Posted on April 9, 2008 in Music Related Content
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Tags: American Idol | Justin Guarini | Kelly Clarkson | Paula Abdul | Randy Jackson | Simon Cowell | Soul Patrol
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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