These two are Finalists this season. They beat out thousands of hopefuls. Cream of the crop. I'm not saying America doesn't have talent. I'm just saying that a question mark should be added to the end of the show's name.... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S GOT TALENT?»
Posted on August 13, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: America's Got Talent | Dogs
Last night on America's Got Talent, a little girl showed off her talent of getting into a staged fight with her dad. It's cute when David Hasselhoff asks her if she will negotiate his next contract, although someone should probably... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S TALENT WILL ROUNDKICK YOUR TALENT IN THE FACE»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: America's Got Talent | David Hasselhoff | Karate | Sharon Osbourne
I don't know what part of it actually aired on America's Got Talent last night, but I do know that when this uncensored version was sent to me just now, I thought I knew exactly what was going on, but... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S GOT THE LADY WHO SMASHES THINGS WITH HER BOOBS»
Posted on July 2, 2008 in Reality TV, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: America's Got Talent | Busty Heart
Meet Kaitlyn. She's 4 years old, she's from America, where she works as a kindergarten student, and she swept away the competition in last night's season premiere of America's Got Talent: It's unclear how Kaitlyn would use the AGT prize... CONTINUE READING AMERICA'S GOT THE CUTEST WITTLE SINGER IN THE WOWLD»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in Cute As Balls, Reality TV
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Tags: America's Got Talent
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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