I did not post that drunk guy falling endlessly through a convenience store video that went around last week because it was simply too sad. We must impose some limits in this world! But here is a collection of remixes... CONTINUE READING A REMIX OF A WRONG MAKES A RIGHT?»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Alcohol | Health | Remixes
Yay! It's finally happening! Tonight is the season finale of NYC Prep, and hopefully maybe just finale finale if we're lucky. It was not cool sitting next to you in biology this year, have a terrible summer, please don't K.I.T.!... CONTINUE READING THE NYC PREP FINALE DRINKING GAME»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Drinking Games, Reality TV
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Tags: Alcohol | Arctic Monkeys | Children | NYC Prep | Rich People
After 15 years, the beloved hospital drama ER is broadcasting its final episode tonight. It's a time to reflect on the show's award-winning history, but as the New York Times likes to point out, it's also a time to point... CONTINUE READING THE ER SERIES FINALE DRINKING GAME»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in Drinking Games
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Tags: Alcohol | ER | Hospital
We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He should team up with... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: TERRIBLE THIEF»
Posted on March 24, 2009 in Justice, That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Alcohol | Crime | Criminals
Everythingisterrible dragged up this weird PSA/self-help video from the '80s called "Your Alcohol IQ," in which then-celebrities from LA Law and whatnot prove that they don't know anything about alcohol. If this was supposed to be about encouraging regular people... CONTINUE READING '80S CELEBRITIES SLUR ABOUT ALCOHOL»
Posted on March 20, 2009 in Video Skeletons
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Tags: Alcohol | Mickey Dolenz | Patrick Duffy
Eddie Doyle, a 60-something-year-old bartender at the Boston bar Cheers that was the inspiration for the sitcom, has been laid off after 35 years of service. The economy, you guys! From Boston.com: For nearly 35 years, or almost half of... CONTINUE READING WHAT FAKE TV BAR SHOULD THE GUY FROM REAL LIFE CHEERS GET A JOB AT NOW?»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Alcohol | Cheers | Eddie Doyle
The part that I don't get about the two of you is why you keep driving him to the grocery store in the first place when he's so drunk? You know that he's only going to embarrass himself and... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: "DRUNK" GUY IN TRAINING VIDEO»
Posted on March 6, 2009 in That's Your Boyfriend
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Tags: Alcohol
After months of derisive speculation (and a lot of BACKPEDALING), Late Night with Jimmy Fallon premieres tonight (and officially launched their new blog this morning). Jimmy Fallon himself put it pretty well on his Twitter last night: It's true. After... CONTINUE READING THE LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON DRINKING GAME»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Alcohol | Jimmy Fallon | Late Night
As you may have heard, Japan's Finance Minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, has quit after appearing drunk at this weekend's G7 Summit in Rome. Reports the New York Times: The minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, raised eyebrows for slurred speech, muddled answers and appearing... CONTINUE READING DRUNKEN JAPANESE FINANCE MINISTER FORCED TO RESIGN/EXPLAIN CHAOS THEORY»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Bloopers, Politics
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Tags: Alcohol | Economic Crisis | Japan | Whoops
GO TO BED. NOW!... CONTINUE READING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YOUR DAD»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Alcohol | Children
We're only three episodes into the new season of the Real World, and already someone wants out. After last week's drinking episode, Joey continues to tear himself a new asshole at the club, only to come home and kill a... CONTINUE READING THE REAL WORLD PRODUCERS ONLY WANT WHAT'S WORST FOR EVERYONE»
Posted on May 8, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alcohol | The Real World
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who watches Paradise Hotel 2, but it's not my fault that you guys are bad at priorities and watching great stuff. Just kidding. Paradise Hotel 2 is the worst show. You know how... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2: THE CUDDLE CONTROVERSY»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alcohol | Hooking Up | Paradise Hotel 2 | Suicidal Ideation | Third Tier Reality Stars
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