It can be difficult to remember in the flush and fury of youth that eventually you will be old. Old in body, yes, and face, with deteriorating health and a tiny breakfast plate (next to your actual breakfast plate) filled... CONTINUE READING IT'S OFFICIAL, EVERYONE GETS SO OLD»
Posted on October 12, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Aging | Death | Scott Weiland | Stone Temple Pilots
I'M LIKE THE WILLARD SCOTT OF BLOGS!... CONTINUE READING A VERY HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY TO ZACH GALIFIANAKIS»
Posted on October 1, 2009 in Yay!
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Tags: Aging | Birthdays | Death | Willard Scott | Zach Galifianakis
In celebration of her 1,000,000th Twitter follower, Soleil Moon Frye decided that she would do something "crazy," and give fans "the perfect gift," which is to dress up like Punky Brewster in a web video. Really, Soleil, A GIFT CERTIFICATE... CONTINUE READING SOLEIL MOON FRYE GIVES HER FANS WHAT SHE CONSIDERS TO BE "THE PERFECT GIFT"»
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Aging | Death | Punky Brewster | Soleil Moon Frye | Twitter
UK Film Executive 1: We need an idea for a movie, guv'nah. UK FIlm Executive 2: Yes, guv'nah, well I was thinking, guv'nah, what about The Picture of Dorian Gray? That ought to put a dash of the old wooly... CONTINUE READING THE CGI PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY 2.0»
Posted on August 13, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Aging | Art! | Colin Firth | Dorian Gray | Horror | Oscar Wilde
Jake Lloyd is a 20-year-old young man who is like a lot of 20-year-old young men. He went to high school, and suffered the casual cruelties and careless aggressions of adolescence. He took a year off and is now in... CONTINUE READING WE ARE ALL AGING ANAKIN SKYWALKERS»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Aging | Anakin Skywalker | Child Actors | George Lucas | Jake Lloyd | Star Wars Episode I: Phantom Menace
His new song (via LaughingSquid) is actually kind of depressing. And dude isn't even pardoying anything! Obviously, in the land of the 14-year-old, Weird Al Yankovic is king. But how many of our tiny babies are going to relate to... CONTINUE READING THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S WEIRD AL YANKOVIC (ACTUALLY, THIS MAY BE YOUR GRANDPA'S WEIRD AL YANKOVIC)»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Aging | Disneyland | Weird Al Yankovic
New Green Day video for "21 Guns," you guys: Hey Green Day, cool sonzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I'm not saying that Green Day ever actually embodied any kind of punk ethos beyond what came in a 10$ jar of Manic Panic and an... CONTINUE READING GREEN DAY PROVIDES THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THE PUNK ROCK NURSING HOME»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Aging | Death | Green Day
Old Dogs trailer, you guys. During the 2008 election, I supported Barack Obama for president. And I was very happy when he won. A lot of people were. But the thing that struck me more than anything last November was... CONTINUE READING OLD DOGS IS THE JOHN MCCAIN OF MOVIES»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in Trailer, What America Wants
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Tags: Aging | John McCain | John Travolta | Old Dogs | Perfection | Robin Williams | Seth Green
Up until now, I have never actually experienced the trite but (it turns out) real generational gap between young people and old people when it comes to music, where the old person genuinely just "doesn't get it." Oh, do... CONTINUE READING BROKENCYDE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO DIE (OF OLD AGE, APPARENTLY)»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Aging | Brokencyde | E-40 | St. Vincent | Teenagers
Look, I don't want to get all Jezebel over here, but fuck you, Jack in the Box. I don't even understand what this ad is for. Isn't the point of advertising to convince a group of consumers that your... CONTINUE READING JACK IN THE BOX ADVERTISING ALMOST AS BAD AS JACK IN THE BOX FOOD»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Aging | Jack In The Box | Misogyny | Smoothies | Women
At the MTV Movie Awards, the world's most important and relevant awards ceremony, it will be official: Ben Stiller is old. From People: Zac Efron, 21, will present the Zoolander star, 43, with MTV's Generation Award at the upcoming Movie... CONTINUE READING ZAC EFRON TO PRESENT BEN STILLER WITH A "YOU'RE OLD" AWARD»
Posted on May 22, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: Aging | Ben Stiller | Death | MTV Movie Awards | Zac Efron
Old people are amazing, duh. Animal Collective is great, obvs. Diners are delicious, as you know. But old people reviewing Animal Collective in a diner is like a Voltron with bad hips of bestness.... CONTINUE READING "THIS GROUP IS NOT GONNA GET VERY FAR FROM BALTIMORE. PASS THE FOSOMAX."»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, WebJunk
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Tags: Aging | Animal Collective
Let me be the first to say: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, Jackie Mason. Obviously, we were all really concerned that you hadn't posted any vlogs in the past two weeks, but now it makes sense. The "phew" heard round the world.... CONTINUE READING RELAX, JACKIE MASON»
Posted on March 9, 2009 in Vlogging
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Tags: Aging | Jackie Mason
Twilight comes out this weekend, and the fans are looking even crazier than those Harry Potter kids who wanted to stage a massive protest when Warner Bros. pushed the release date of Half Blood Prince back eight months. Clearly there... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Aging | Flight Of The Conchords | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
Uh oh, you guys. Do you realize what this get out the vote PSA from Tony Hawk means? It means there are people of voting age for whom a get out the vote PSA from Tony Hawk might actually work.... CONTINUE READING THE WHITE HOUSE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Politics
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Tags: Aging | Election 2008 | Tony Hawk
It's being reported today that Heather Locklear has entered rehab for anxiety and depression. As many of you may already know, I feel that the rehabilitation process is deeply personal, and encourage all media outlets to respect Locklear's privacy in... CONTINUE READING HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS IN REHAB FOR THE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF BEING ADDICTED TO DRUGS»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Aging | Heather Locklear | Rehab
The truth of the matter is that skateboard videos are super fun to watch, and if they're directed by Spike Jonze and feature slow motion explosions, all the better. (via kanyewest.blogspot.com) Then again, I got a text message from a... CONTINUE READING SKATE OR WHY WON'T THAT GUY DIE?»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Aging | Pizza | Skateboarding | Spike Jonze
Albert Brooks is a great comedic actor, writer, and filmmaker. And if one thing is clear from his interview in this weekend's New York Times regarding his recurring role in Weeds, he is ready and willing to work. Like, super... CONTINUE READING PLEASE HIRE ALBERT BROOKS FOR MY SAKE»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in Interviews
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Tags: Aging | Albert Brooks
Picture with me, if you will, an alternate reality. A reality in which the movies Click and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry were never made, no one ever heard a frat boy belching "The Hannukah Song," and the... CONTINUE READING ADAM SANDLER COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Casting Calls
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Tags: Adam Sandler | Aging
Someone has taken Steven Spielberg's 40s-serial-inspired nostalgia-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and reconstituted it into its source material. The opening is great, and it ends with a traditional matinee cliff-hanger. (via Lisanti Quarterly, watch... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Aging | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Steven Spielberg
There are a bunch of behind-the-scenes clips from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull traveling along the information coal mine track today, and while I maintain that this movie looks boring and annoying, this behind-the-scenes footage is... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SPIELBERG AND GEORGE LUCAS ARE BORING OLD MEN»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Aging | George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Aging | Javier Bardem | Penelope Cruz | Scarlett Johansson | Sex | Vicky Cristina Barcelona | Woody Allen
Whoops, I totally forgot. In my Hills recap today I gave a prediction of what would happen to the cast members as they got older. LC is clearly on the downward path to becoming a bitter Margo Channing just as... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS A LOT OF FUN, I HOPE IT DOESN'T DIE»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in Death, Reality TV
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Tags: Aging | Baby Jane Hudson | Bette Davis | Edie Beale | Grey Gardens | Heidi Montag | Lauren Bosworth | Lauren Conrad | Lo Bosworth | Margo Channing | The Hills
You know what, i don't even know who Miley Cyrus is. Because I'm not 12 years old. I mean, I know that she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, and I know that she has a show on Disney... CONTINUE READING SO, MILEY CYRUS THINKS SHE CAN DANCE»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in What America Wants
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Tags: Adam Chu Dance Crew | Aging | Battles | Miley Cyrus
Have you ever noticed how Andy Rooney is old and kind of nonsensical. I do love his powerful essay about how he has four different cheese cutters in his kitchen because his wife keeps buying cheese cutters, a topic that... CONTINUE READING ANDY ROONEY SAYS WHAT NO ONE ELSE IS EVER THINKING»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Death, Viral Video
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Tags: 60 Minutes | Aging | Andy Rooney
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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