Twilight comes out this weekend, and the fans are looking even crazier than those Harry Potter kids who wanted to stage a massive protest when Warner Bros. pushed the release date of Half Blood Prince back eight months. Clearly there... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS, THIS IS YOUR FUTURE»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in Oh, Yuck! (19 comments)
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Kristen Stewart |
Robert Pattinson |
Twilight |
Vampires
Uh oh, you guys. Do you realize what this get out the vote PSA from Tony Hawk means? It means there are people of voting age for whom a get out the vote PSA from Tony Hawk might actually work.... CONTINUE READING THE WHITE HOUSE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Politics (0 comments)
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Election 2008 |
Tony Hawk
It's being reported today that Heather Locklear has entered rehab for anxiety and depression. As many of you may already know, I feel that the rehabilitation process is deeply personal, and encourage all media outlets to respect Locklear's privacy in... CONTINUE READING HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS IN REHAB FOR THE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION OF BEING ADDICTED TO DRUGS»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip! (1 comments)
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Heather Locklear |
Rehab
The truth of the matter is that skateboard videos are super fun to watch, and if they're directed by Spike Jonze and feature slow motion explosions, all the better. (via kanyewest.blogspot.com) Then again, I got a text message from a... CONTINUE READING SKATE OR WHY WON'T THAT GUY DIE?»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in Viral Video (0 comments)
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Pizza |
Skateboarding |
Spike Jonze
Albert Brooks is a great comedic actor, writer, and filmmaker. And if one thing is clear from his interview in this weekend's New York Times regarding his recurring role in Weeds, he is ready and willing to work. Like, super... CONTINUE READING PLEASE HIRE ALBERT BROOKS FOR MY SAKE»
Posted on June 2, 2008 in Interviews (6 comments)
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Albert Brooks
Picture with me, if you will, an alternate reality. A reality in which the movies Click and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry were never made, no one ever heard a frat boy belching "The Hannukah Song," and the... CONTINUE READING ADAM SANDLER COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in Casting Calls (0 comments)
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Aging
Someone has taken Steven Spielberg's 40s-serial-inspired nostalgia-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and reconstituted it into its source material. The opening is great, and it ends with a traditional matinee cliff-hanger. (via Lisanti Quarterly, watch... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Viral Video (0 comments)
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Harrison Ford |
Indiana Jones |
Steven Spielberg
There are a bunch of behind-the-scenes clips from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull traveling along the information coal mine track today, and while I maintain that this movie looks boring and annoying, this behind-the-scenes footage is... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SPIELBERG AND GEORGE LUCAS ARE BORING OLD MEN»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (1 comments)
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George Lucas |
Harrison Ford |
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull |
Shia LaBoeuf |
Steven Spielberg
The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Trailer (4 comments)
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Javier Bardem |
Penelope Cruise |
Scarlett Johansson |
Sex |
Vicky Cristina Barcelona |
Woody Allen
Whoops, I totally forgot. In my Hills recap today I gave a prediction of what would happen to the cast members as they got older. LC is clearly on the downward path to becoming a bitter Margo Channing just as... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS A LOT OF FUN, I HOPE IT DOESN'T DIE»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in Death, Reality TV (2 comments)
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Baby Jane Hudson |
Bette Davis |
Edie Beale |
Grey Gardens |
Heidi Montag |
Lauren Bosworth |
Lauren Conrad |
Lo Bosworth |
Margo Channing |
The Hills
You know what, i don't even know who Miley Cyrus is. Because I'm not 12 years old. I mean, I know that she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, and I know that she has a show on Disney... CONTINUE READING SO, MILEY CYRUS THINKS SHE CAN DANCE»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in What America Wants (2 comments)
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Aging |
Battles |
Miley Cyrus
Have you ever noticed how Andy Rooney is old and kind of nonsensical. I do love his powerful essay about how he has four different cheese cutters in his kitchen because his wife keeps buying cheese cutters, a topic that... CONTINUE READING ANDY ROONEY SAYS WHAT NO ONE ELSE IS EVER THINKING»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Death, Viral Video (0 comments)
Tags: 60 Minutes |
Aging |
Andy Rooney
Oh man, this is the new sadness: Movie veteran GENE HACKMAN has quit acting for good, insisting he is too old to land appealing roles. The 78-year-old actor hasn't starred in a film since 2004 comedy Welcome to Mooseport, and... CONTINUE READING GENE HACKMAN INADVERTENTLY RETIRES»
Posted on April 21, 2008 in Death (2 comments)
Tags: Aging |
Christopher Lambert |
Gene Hackman
Indy turned the artifact over and over in his hands, remembering all the hardship that it took to get it. The pitfalls, the snakes, the sand in his eyes. It was a great adventure, despite some of the dangers --... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF THE ALZHEIMER'S»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (1 comments)
Tags: Aging |
Fan Fiction |
Indiana Jones
The 20th season of The Real World premiered last night, but before we get to that, it's worthwhile to reflect back on where we've been (no it's not). It's true that when the show first aired in 1992, there wasn't... CONTINUE READING THE FORMER CASTS OF THE REAL WORLD STOP BEING POLITE AND START GETTING OLD»
Posted on April 17, 2008 in Reality TV (3 comments)
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MTV |
The Real World
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