This week, on The O'Reilly Zone, your boyfriend Bill O'Reilly turned to your boyfriend, FOX News contributor Juan Williams, and asked for his opinion on the Tragic Events of September 9/11 Mosque, or…   Read Story »

Whoa. Bill O'Reilly was a guest on The View this morning, and he got REAL Bill O'Reilly up in there. Naturally, because it's October, 2010, conversation turned to the Ground Zero Mosque. WAIT, WHAT?…   Read Story »

As someone who does not live in North Carolina and has very little interest in the politics of North Carolina (NO OFFENSE!), I've never heard of Renee Elmers before. I guess she is the Republican…   Read Story »

Eyephones UP! And good morning to you, too, AMERICA.   Read Story »

Some new asshole (as opposed to the old asshole) tried to burn a Quaran this weekend, because it's 2010, and the world has existed for long enough, time to tear it to the ground in a shrieking…   Read Story »

Oh man, you guys. Last night's Videogum "Back to School" comedy show and party was such a success! So much fun. Literally too much fun. We'll post some pictures later today and everyone can relive…   Read Story »

From the Orlando Sentinel via BoingBoing: A “suspicious” toy pony was blown up after it was found abandoned in the middle of a cul-de-sac near an Orange County elementary school this…   Read Story »

You're gonna need a bigger Zune! Also: no offense, but I just listened to your song, and apparently you're a horrible racist ignorant stupid asshole! (Thanks for the tip, Danny.) (P.S. this is pretty…   Read Story »

Four Lions trailer, you guys: On 9/11, I worked in a building in Times Square. It was a really weird day, obviously. The first plane had struck the North Tower while I was still on the subway,…   Read Story »

Making fun of Glenn Beck is so fish-in-a-barrel that it's recently become a national pastime, but somehow, Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert managed to rip the weepy, self-righteous, horrible Fox News…   Read Story »