Mark Wahlberg and some piece of shit hanger-on that he always hangs around with were doing crunches and burpees and dips in Mark Wahlberg's mansion's basement gym at 3AM on a Tuesday morning. The…   Read Story »

Yesterday, the world exploded and will never be the same after Mark "Contraband" Wahlberg gave a quote to Men's Fitness about how he would have STOPPED 9/11. It was a real watershed moment for all of…   Read Story »

I feel really bad for anyone who turned off their Internet today in protest of SOPA, because even though I support their cause, they are going to spend 24 more hours of their life without reading…   Read Story »

It's fun to watch this old clip of a young Zach Galifianakis doing stand up in West Hollywood in 1999 and play a game called "Which Jokes Survived 9/11."   Read Story »

NEVER GET. (Thanks for the tip, Seth.)   Read Story »

Powerful stuff. "But Gabe, the anniversary was two days ago." WHAT PART OF NEVER FORGET DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! Today we are all a Bloomin' Onion. (Via @annaholmes.)   Read Story »

The 9/11 anniversary tributes are kind of exhausting! It's obviously an important and meaningful thing to a lot of people, but there's something about the way in which everyone has to have their take…   Read Story »

So many 9/11 coloring books aren't made with any integrity and they are always shying away from the truth. This one's different. The thing about coloring books for children about horrific…   Read Story »

This supercut of instances in which the twin towers of the World Trade Center appear in movies has been floating around all week. At first I was going to try and hold off on posting it for awhile,…   Read Story »

Guys, I hope today isn't laundry day, because you're going to need a new pair of pants after you read this fucking thing. From People (reposted in its entirety): Gwyneth Paltrow is already an…   Read Story »